Money: Today, I had money set out to pay bills, for a gift, and to put...

By Anonymous - 23/08/2017 23:15

Today, I had money set out to pay bills, for a gift, and to put in a card as my cousin's wedding gift. I was rushing and not paying attention and ended up putting all of the money in the wedding card. $400 from one person. I guess I'll have no cable or cell phone this month. FML

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Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML

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Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

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By qx5 - 08/01/2011 22:05 - Canada

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By booooo - 07/03/2011 21:38 - France

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2023 00:00

Today, to surprise my boss who promoted me within the first two months of my new job, I offered to take him and a couple of coworkers out to eat. We had one minor inconvenience: my bank card declined. I was 200$ in the negative. Apparently my wife decided to take the kids winter clothes shopping. It’s fucking April. FML

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Kiwi2K17 7

Wednesday 23 August 2017 23:34

Try explaining it as nicely as you possibly can to your cousin about the situation and maybe they may understand?

Seeya55 31

Thursday 24 August 2017 0:26

Literally just call, communicate, talk. These are your bills, what you need to pay to live. Ask them with an urgency as if you lost money to keep it polite. Most people DO NOT CARE and WILL NOT HATE YOU over stuff like this. Bad relationships are seen and stick out more because their more entertaining. Just ask!

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Kiwi2K17 7

Wednesday 23 August 2017 23:34

Try explaining it as nicely as you possibly can to your cousin about the situation and maybe they may understand?

Seeya55 31

Thursday 24 August 2017 0:26

jfsiv 17

Thursday 24 August 2017 0:26

Sounds like your cousin is going to have a great honeymoon!

Sinshine 28

Thursday 24 August 2017 5:16

How can you not pay attention while paying bills? That's just asking for a disaster.

John Passman 4

Thursday 24 August 2017 10:43

I never get how in the States you guys don't have automatic billing on anything? Over here everything is done straight away without us having to send any money anywhere ourselves. Get some direct debits people!!!

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 24 August 2017 11:33

We do, why some people don't is beyond me. I have it and it's wonderful because I never have to worry about a thing.

Seeya55 31

Thursday 24 August 2017 15:08

Although I 99% agree with you, bills can also mean things you need to pay cash for. Car repairs, home repair labor. And phone bills may be phone cards, or he is paying someone who pays his bills for him (his parents, or cash to someone who sells prepaid cards for cheap) Not all bills are online, not everything can be autopaid!

raven_of_azarath 34

Thursday 24 August 2017 16:50

We have the option, but not everyone chooses to have it. I use it for my TV bill, but not my electricity bill because I work a minimum wage job, getting paid every two weeks, and I'm not guaranteed to have the amount for my energy bill the day it's due. I support myself so I'm usually out of money by the time I get paid again.

Ayame_46&2 6

Thursday 9 January 2020 7:05

same here and when you live pay check to pay check auto pay ***** you bad. Cause it never come out on time and not worth the risk of overdrawing your bank account..