Miscellaneous: Today, I had my 21st birthday party. My friends told me to have...

By JimmySmoothBeans - 21/10/2009 12:15 - Australia

Today, I had my 21st birthday party. My friends told me to have the party even though it had been 5 months since my actual 21st birthday. They asked me why I didn't have one originally and I jokingly told them it was because I didn't think anyone would come. Turned out nobody came after all. FML

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By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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By Aeare_ - 17/09/2016 04:15 - United States - Dixon

Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By STUPID BIRTHDAY - 05/03/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML

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By Its My BDay I Can Cry If I Want To - 10/08/2016 16:51 - United States - Ephrata

Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML

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By Samantha - 31/05/2009 12:44 - Singapore

Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML

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By Callum536 - 22/08/2016 09:51 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, it's my birthday and I'd invited quite a lot of my friends to come round and have some fun. When I got home, I saw a few cars outside. It turned out to be for the neighbours. I waited and waited; none of my friends showed up. FML

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By erptwerp - 08/03/2016 04:47 - United States

Today, it's my 25th birthday and all of the friends who promised they could come had excuses why they couldn't make it. Now I'm at the bar, alone. FML

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By thedd - 18/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML

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By ELLI - 02/10/2017 04:30

Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, my friends threw me a surprise birthday party. I was genuinely surprised—and also genuinely hungover from celebrating my birthday alone the night before because they'd all told me they were busy. FML

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flylikemusic 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 20:12

Why would you expect anyone to celebrate your birthday five months later if you didn't think they would on the actual day of?

DoomJeff91 2

Wednesday 21 October 2009 20:59

I'm busy. I'll read this FML in five months.

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jillz 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 22:13

If I were your friend, I would have come bringing a reasonable present and stayed for 30 - 45 minutes. FYL :/

Joeboy777 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 22:14

wow. you know,i had a bday when no one would eat my cake but... wow.. thats bad. maby ur 40th bday with be good :)

TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 2:32

aw i would of came if you invited me friends come to friends parties its like a rule i dont even know yoy, yet i feel bad for you

GuerillaRated 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 2:47

Speaking of late birthday parties, I just had my 21st birthday party a few days ago... I'm 27. All of the people JimmySmoothBeans invited showed up at my party. Sorry dude.

Cemetery 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 5:18

time to get new friends

bsias4ever 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 5:37

tell your friends to go f**k themselves and get ya some new ones. that aren't ass holes. But you should have celebrated on the day of your bithday xD

Condiment_King12 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 14:28

I had my 21st Birthday. You should go tell you friends your going to Vegas....all your neighbours, friends, house pets, relatives will be lining up at the door to come with you. Then slam the door in their faces.