Animals: Who's a good boy? Not you.

Who's a good boy? Not you.

By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 22:00 - United States - Newark

Today, while walking my dog in a cemetery, she stole a stuffed animal off a child's grave and began to play with it. FML

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You deserved it 3 417

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By Kate - 05/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Exton

Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 188

You deserved it 419

By ouch - 07/04/2015 01:51 - United States - Union City

Today, I stopped to replace a stuffed bear that had fallen from a small memorial for a girl killed nearby. Her mom happened to walk by and thought I was stealing it. She hit me with her purse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 575

You deserved it 2 476

By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 345

You deserved it 3 699

By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 890

You deserved it 78 227

By Nikki - 03/08/2009 13:26 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 281

You deserved it 5 700

By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 141

You deserved it 1 806

By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 16:39 - United States

Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 336

You deserved it 4 646

By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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You deserved it 93 219

By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 446

You deserved it 4 604

Naughty boy

By Bad boy - 21/09/2023 06:00

Today, I took my dog to the park. While chatting with another dog owner, my dog managed to steal their sandwich and ran off with it. I had to chase my sandwich-thieving dog through the entire park. FML

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You deserved it 216

jcash52426 5

Wednesday 22 February 2017 4:03

Why the hell do you think it ok to walk your dog in a cemetery. Do you really think people want you having your dog pissing and ******** where their loved ones are buried.Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!

Cynical_1 26

Wednesday 22 February 2017 4:01

Why the hell were you walking your dog in a cemetery? Have you never heard of a dog park?

Comments

Cynical_1 26

Wednesday 22 February 2017 4:01

Why the hell were you walking your dog in a cemetery? Have you never heard of a dog park?

jcash52426 5

Wednesday 22 February 2017 4:03

Why the hell do you think it ok to walk your dog in a cemetery. Do you really think people want you having your dog pissing and ******** where their loved ones are buried.Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!

Neorecon19 18

Wednesday 22 February 2017 6:09

Let's be honest, the ones buried there sure don't

logank013 20

Wednesday 22 February 2017 12:14

It's not uncommon to walk you dog in a cemetery... it happens a lot around here...

WallyQ 18

Wednesday 22 February 2017 4:06

Ways to get haunted: Mess with people's grave sites.

SummerSkaggs 2

Wednesday 22 February 2017 4:07

not all towns have dog parks. so you're reduced to walking them along paths, sidewalks, or in this case, a cemetery. who know, maybe they were visiting someone.. no hate man ✌

skippydoda 32

Wednesday 22 February 2017 4:29

If there isn't a park then there are still plenty place that don't include dead people.

Kqzza 13

Wednesday 22 February 2017 4:08

Better bury the stuffed animal.. RIP Mr Cuddles

LostInTheZone11 29

Wednesday 22 February 2017 4:17

Well at least it did not take a dump on a grave.

skippydoda 32

Wednesday 22 February 2017 4:28

Aren't there signs that say "no dogs". You 100% deserve it. Don't bring your dog to a cemetery. Take him to the park.

LyricaSilvan 29

Wednesday 22 February 2017 7:00

Why would you do that, though...? Surely you could just walk your dog in a park or something.

Bearsmomma 30

Wednesday 22 February 2017 8:56

Yall quit being mean and judgemental. Maybe OP took the dog to visit the burial site of a loved one. I've seen a YouTube video of a dog lying on his owner's grave marker and crying, howling, and rolling around. Apparently some people do take loved pets to visit the grave of important people.