By nerdsgetmehot - 18/06/2012 16:05 - United States - Oregon City

Today, I had my blood drawn for a lab test. I was then given a container so I could give a urine sample. In the middle of peeing, I got woozy, started blacking out, and hit my head against the wall. A nurse discovered me with my pants down. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 22

So...A little back story. I went to the doctor to get tests because I often feel faint and dizzy in the mornings and it's quite an inconvenience. Just last week, when I took my cat to the vet, I ended up starting to black out randomly. Pretty embarrassing and obviously super inconvenient, as I had to drive home afterwards and was doubtful about whether or not I was okay enough to drive home. I get to the verge of fainting often enough to concern me. I've gotten a few tests over the years, but my doctor remains largely unconcerned about it. She thinks it's just my very low blood pressure, but I do everything I can to help that. I drink lots of water, eat salty snacks, and never get up too quickly-- but it doesn't help. So, ironically, I ended up fainting at a doctors' appointment to look into why I keep almost fainting. To answer some frequently asked questions: No, the nurse wasn't "impressed." I'm a female. Also, I think me lying on the floor immobile kind of killed the mood.

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lizzlegirl 9

dont worry nurses have seen everything..

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DomDomxoxo 16

47: I think "urine trouble" was a pun for "you're in trouble"...

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cassi135t 1

Don't worry OP, I always black out after I get blood drawn too...Except I've never been discovered with my pants down. O.o

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PinkyPie09 6

Don't feel too embarrassed OP, I'm a CNA and I have seen way worse than that and so have all the nurses that I work with. Trust me, I work at a nursing home.

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cassi135t 1

Don't worry OP, I always black out when I get blood drawn too...Except I've never been discovered with my pants down. O.o

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Harpy20 24

Caught with your pants down, huh? "I WAS IN THE POOOOOL!" (George Costanza)

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donkey79 0

Were you covered in your own pee?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#45 Actually, no. The whole fainting thing made me stop peeing, fortunately. Could have turned out much worse.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#101 I am so glad that didn't happen to me.

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babyshaft408 8

Was she hot cuz that sounds like a start of a ****.

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emmaweeee 0

They've seen alot worse than that OP

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

At least you were discovered soon. And there weren't any fatal injuries. Still, FYL, OP.

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neorae 1

I had to get a urine test, but the bathroom was dirty so they told me to do it in the room. I couldn't stop peeing after the little cup filled up. I left with a puddle all on the back of my pants :( I'm a girl. I could hear the nurses laughing and talking about it as I walked away..

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apalmer1 1

Don't worry my mom is a nurse and she sees naked people everyday. Nothing phases them.

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