By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 992
You deserved it 312 919

Same thing different taste

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YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.

YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?

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paleknight47 0

The only people that work there are Arabs. Your girlfriend is an Arabian man? Pathetic

danz123 7

well ydi *in a breathy, sighing voice*, people like you never learn. you're comparing your girlfriend to a supermodel, when girls, infact people, come in all shapes, sizes and have set their own paths in life. You should respect your girlfriend enough to know that the 7-11 job she has might just be temporary. She could have an ambition and make it big. Also you blame all of this on karma, when you've been picking on this nerd his whole high-school life. karma doesn't suck, you do, you should know better than to pick on someone who has a very bright future. Someone who knows that those glory days of high school that you revere, will end and that will be the pinnacle of your life if you don't pull yourself together and stop living in those glory days. You should come out of the pure shock you have thinking your life should be waaaay better than the nerd's, just because you own that hereditary term known as 'cool' and he didn't. you must have seen those films, or have even come to realise before then that those plastics, jocks, and other populars within the school never make anything good with their life. You must have been belonging to one of those popular groups, if you can't even figure out that nerds, (or even people that try to study) would end up etither being your boss, or having a superior life to you in one concievable way or another. that being said, now you know about how that nerd's life turned out, you should have that fire and determination to set yourself on a course to make something out of your life. good luck if you decide to do so.

if that nerd divorced someone then she didn't love him and probably neither did his next wife. at least you have someone that loves you for who are

fml3164 0

bet you he made all of it up. dont they all lie at the reunions anyway?

Oh gosh people, just because your smart DOESN'T mean you're a nerd. You can be cool WITHOUT being a nerd, okay. Not just nerds succeed in life. I'm pretty cool and I have friends but IM SMART, hard to believe right? OMG! Well I'm in GT everything except math, you don't have to be a nerd if you're smart, jeez people where do you get that?! I've also been in honor roll.

didn't u know nerds get lucky a lot? hot chicks apparently dig nerds.

Id prefer someone who works at 7-11 to a supermodel.

im the coolest nerd you'll ever meet.