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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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By hk - 20/09/2016 15:29 - Malaysia - Kuala Lumpur

Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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Small world, huh?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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So much in common

By Anonymous - 10/07/2021 20:01 - New Zealand

Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML

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By blackrose - 08/08/2021 02:01

Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 85

Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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tounces7 27

Sunday 6 December 2020 23:08

This is the point where you have to question what sort of person your boyfriend REALLY is, if his best friend is such a horrid asshole.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 December 2020 23:07

Sounds par for the course for 2020. Do they go on "fishing trips" to Brokeback Mountain?

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 December 2020 23:07

Sounds par for the course for 2020. Do they go on "fishing trips" to Brokeback Mountain?

tounces7 27

Sunday 6 December 2020 23:08

This is the point where you have to question what sort of person your boyfriend REALLY is, if his best friend is such a horrid asshole.

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 7 December 2020 3:28

Yikes. Does your boyfriend know this dude was high school bully?

Warp1978 15

Monday 7 December 2020 9:38

Maybe this is the time to open a dialogue and explain to this person how they made you feel and the affect it had on you. Or explain it to your boyfriend atleast.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 13 December 2020 3:08

How long ago was high school? Maybe the guy has grown up since then.

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