By lk mm, n vwls - 11/01/2014 01:20 - United States - Mansfield Depot

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 466
You deserved it 4 815

Same thing different taste

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Maybe he's subtly telling the other employees that you're status is something to aim for. Be positive, op!

As long as he can't aim, you'll be fine!

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As long as he can't aim, you'll be fine!

His picture will be fine, if he can't aim he might hit the real OP!

"I was aiming at your picture, yeah, that's it. Your picture.... anyways, please don't call corporate on me. And plus, the dart doesn't look that bad on you. I can hardly notice it sticking out of your forehead!"

It could have been a voodoo doll and voodoo is some weird shit.

How'd you get voodoo doll from dartboard?

Maybe he's subtly telling the other employees that you're status is something to aim for. Be positive, op!

Or it just happens to Be your employee photo and he actually doesn't hate you either way stay positive

Redoxx_fml 22

Or maybe he's warming up for the most dangerous game

is that a reference to the short story, "The Mpst Dangerous Game"? if not, it was such a waste having to read it 9th grade literature because i have never seen a reference or allusion to it :(

That was probably one of the most positive things I have ever read on FML

Redoxx_fml 22

28- yes it was! See it wasn't a waste. *knowledge is power*

Yay! I have finally found the reason for that short story! :D

Yikes! Time to try and get on the boss's good side or at least ask why you got a place of honor on the dartboard.

Rainhawk94 27

That's one way of getting recognition, i guess

Im guessing it's safe to say he's pretty darn pissed off. Good luck OP

When it gets time for firing someone is that what the board is for?

tmarty 17

Snap a photo of it, send it to L & I with a hostile workplace complaint. You'll own the company by the end of the week.

perdix 29

At least you can get an ap-point-ment with him;)

perdix 29

I thought it was kind of a fun pun.

the 24 people who down voted it didn't think so. BTW I wasn't one of them.