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By UnicornWaffles - 16/03/2016 17:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

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Today, I had sex with a guy I really had a connection with. It went perfect until I complimented how his moans during sex turn me on a lot, and he responded with, "That's what my mom told me." I laughed so hard we couldn't go on. FML
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UnicornWaffles 23

Hey fellas, quick clarification. When he said what he said I just blurted out laughing, because to me it obviously was a joke. Further confirmation would have either ruin the joke or ruin sex with him forever. He may have very well been a mother-****** but I wouldn't need to know, as we're not dating each other. That being said, I'm positive it's humor, and any humor is a good laugh to me if you appreciate the other person's intension to make you happy. I did forbid him to say that again in bed though; it'll just be creepy a second time. Thanks for you comments :) we had a good laugh.

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silvermoon5033 26

Seriously, wtf?

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Comments

Mean_Girl 5

Look at all these people that don't get it or that don't have a sense for black humor. OP obviously has. I too say that he's a keeper!

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Gabryl1312 5

this shit makes it on but cant get one published fml

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sinisterace 12

Hey, at least you know he's got a good sense of humor!

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Mynxie 26

I am not sure why you laughed. I would have really questioned why he would say something like that.

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Mynxie 26

The OP said nothing about them dating. OP said they just had a strong connection with the guy. Might to reread the post.

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scottishoatmeal 22

Umm.... What?

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fakedsincerity 32

Agreed. It sounds hilarious. Especially if he said it in a completely serious deadpan voice. Laughing with someone during sex is the best.

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pinkiepink 15

I don't think people get the fact that your boyfriend was making a joke. I'm glad you can notice the humor, OP.

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Mynxie 26

The OP did not say boyfriend. OP just said it was a guy they had a strong connection with.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

I get that it was supposed to be a joke. I guess if he had said "your mom" instead of "my mom" more people would think it's funny. Saying "my mom" is a little on the weird side.

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DavidMcClain 12

All these stuck up people on here that have never heard of humor before?? ****** up senses of humor like this can make relationships fun and interesting sometimes!

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