Intimacy: Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the...

By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By pittmanw - 18/07/2016 02:54 - United States - Jackson

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2010 16:44 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my amazing boyfriend. As we were getting dressed, I realized I had lost my bra. After intense searching I finally found it and put it on. It wasn't mine. FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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By Dulieu - 10/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML

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By konacoffee17 - 14/12/2014 05:15 - United States - Portland

Today, I was having a nice conversation with my fiancé when he said out of nowhere, "I sold some of your panties". I thought he was joking so I said I hoped they weren't any of my favorites. He wasn't joking, though, and now some stranger from Craigslist owns my panties. FML

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Not so normal, no

By grossedoutgirlfriend - 04/10/2019 14:00

Today, I came home from work to see a pair of panties I hadn't worn lying on the floor. I picked them up and they were all crunchy. It turns out that while I'm away, my boyfriend uses my underwear as a vessel for his semen. He claims this is normal. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Inked2009 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 16:01

That sucks, hopefully you broke up with the loser.

Random_Poster 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 16:02

Don't worry, maybe they were HIS! FYL even more!

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arela 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:11

this FML is a repost...

kyle4321 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:11

Its quite possible they were HER panties? Hardly an FML. Give her a chance to explain the situation before dumping her ass

adamdrinkslots 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:24

Tell him you found them at "ijustwanttotellyou.com"

CR1494 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:08

girl, talk to your fiance put the records straight maybe the panties or thong or whatever are from past relationship. umm...SORRY for the erros in my grammar.

waterynuggets 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 23:41

Given they are going to be getting married, I'm going to assume they've been dating a while. The panties wouldn't be from past relationships. And uh..if they were..that's ******* repulsive and I wouldn't want to be with someone who doesn't clean their place and leave people's underwear laying around, WTF!