By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
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SCOTTY_DAY 0

wow, she must be a big girl if you fit into her pants.

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CruelHumor 0

make ur girlfriend blow ur daddy :) thats a great solution!! it would if i was ur dad xD!!

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lamarswilley 0

it's sad y'all fit in the same pants

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banana_buddy 6

53 STFU, 41 has a great idea going for a porno. But to add to the idea, the mom should also walk in after the dad joins in a DP with OP and his GF. Then OP and dad should DV the mom while the gf makes out with her...dawm it i jizzed while picturing this.

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stro88 6

Damn you must be mad scrawny or your girl is damn husky.

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SCOTTY_DAY 0

wow, she must be a big girl if you fit into her pants.

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Lizza330 28

Or he has a smaller build.

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newfiegirl 8

my rule is i dont date guys smaller then me. lol

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tanman230 10

wow imagine if this was a guy saying "sorry I don't date fat chicks"

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ericownz101 0

so you're searching for a beer gut? or do you mean not smaller than your non prego size..

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cindayy77 0

the guy I like has a small build, so thats what I was thinking the OP has a small build too, and yeah haha :)

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missysangel 4

your a ******* ***** and should not be prego as an 18 yr old. ur lil mistakes gonna be ****** up just like u

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GamerG0DDESS 29

I was thinking the same thing about him being a smaller build. They could have also been VERY stretchy pants. Or like what was said before, sweats.

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AnneFTW 17

Get a lock? Or wait until your girlfriend is old enough to have sex and don't do it in her parents' house?

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Blazingcrono 6

They tried doing it in his house, not hers.

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DjeePee 24

Why are you assuming the girlfriend is not old enough to have sex? Many people live with their parents till they're at least 21. (Not that I'm thinking OP is 21, but I just wanted to point that out.)

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Jackmangold 0

actually the average age when a kid leave home in America nowadays is 26

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kaitlin2011 0

The "legal" age to have sex in Texas is sixteen, anyway. But, I do agree with the getting a lock suggestion.

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KasaraEm13 12

Actually, legal age in Texas is 17...

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kaitlin2011 0

Hmm, touché. Must've changed since the last time I had heard about it. Oh well.

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sweetgirl13 0

are you guys dumb or something. kids are hvin sex when they r like 12 these days!!

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Riku714 25

Ahh, but who said that OP and his girlfriend were kids? :P

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HesJustTheBest 0

Pussy. What you should have done is kept going, and if they open the door and come in, look them in the eye and finish like a boss.

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DjeePee 24

Why are you assuming the girlfriend is not old enough to have sex? Many people live with their parents till they're at least 21. (Not that I'm thinking OP is 21, but I just wanted to point that out.)

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saleha97 4

Almost every girl these days wear skinny jeans.. OMG.

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AntoshaChekhonte 6

Well, unless you have an average body type and enjoy nutrition.

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KingDingALing 9

Well I don't know about you, but I wouldn't be turned on if all girls wore baggy jeans.

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sassypants93 17

Just so you know, 9 and 37, skinny jeans are different than tight jeans.

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mrjude 3

I like this comment. I wish it hadn't been downrated. It's accurate.

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ak7477 9

wait...what does wearing skinny jeans have to do with this FML?

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KrisTeeNa04 0

It was Two Girls

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RedPillSucks 31

YDI for doing it in your parents house. YDI for not locking the door. YDI for not paying attention to whose clothes you're putting on.

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randiZ25 0

Then the mother would be left. I think the best solution would be swinging, that way everyone has a good time.

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meintx 9

Wow, how stupid, you were not prepared. Always, always be prepared for thatnif the possibility exists. Always stack your stuff for fast redressing. Lol

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SirEBC 7

Yeah, or just wait until you're old enough to have sex without having to worry about mommy and daddy.

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bsgirls 0

or just let them join in??? just a thought. I've done it before and it's so fun

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VladAlex 0

that's known as incest I'm pretty sure

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