By j - 18/04/2016 22:24 - United States

Today, my wife told me alcohol gives me "increased confidence without increased ability." FML
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Zelphoric 25

Pretty much identical to something Shakespeare said. "it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance" (referring to alcohol in Macbeth)

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coming back in the future 30

Actually, it has increased my chances of having sex that night as it lowers my self control and standards.

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SOILEDIT 51

It also gives you increased chances of cirrhosis.

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Nyattack 14

Why the downvotes ? That's actually true...

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jlang917 14

Maybe that's a hint that you drink too much OP!!

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Tarlachia 33

Ask her if you should still be saying no to drugs designed to increase ability and subsequently, your confidence as well?

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sparkledoge 29

That's an accurate description of alcohol. No matter what you try to do and how drunk you are.

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chosha_fml 26

It can increase social ability for some, but only if they stop before they are drunk. At that point it's all downhill.

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coming back in the future 30

Actually, it has increased my chances of having sex that night as it lowers my self control and standards.

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Goblin182 26

That's why men buy women drinks in bars.

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coming back in the future 30

Actually, it has increased my chances of having sex that night as it lowers my self control and standards.

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Zelphoric 25

Pretty much identical to something Shakespeare said. "it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance" (referring to alcohol in Macbeth)

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nodeathtoall 19

Thought of the same line, Shakespeare ftw

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CaptMacLeod 45

I believe they call it "Whiskey Dick" for a reason...

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