Intimacy: Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means:...

By ICantBelieveThis - 06/03/2010 14:31 - United States

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend in her room. That means: Jonas Brothers posters on the wall, Jonas Brothers pillows, sheets, comforter and stuffed dog. After we did it, she apologized to her posters for having to see that, since they're pure. FML

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Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML

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By cockblocked - 11/05/2012 18:29 - United States - Goose Creek

Today, I asked my dad if my girlfriend could sleep over. He winked at me and agreed. When I brought her home, we went to my room for a quickie. There, I saw that my dad had taped multiple Richard Simmons posters to the wall, causing my girlfriend to suddenly come down with a "headache." FML

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Saturday 6 March 2010 20:00

Jonas bros. how old is she. You sure she is legal age??

dphilipson12 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 19:59

you ******* a 7 year old?! dump her ass man!

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J_A_C_87 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 3:54

Is she 12? If not, then you to move on, defo.

rosiegrewup 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 0:34

Looo-hoo-hoooooooony.

psgil916 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 3:42

oh gosh when are you 12 yr olds going to learn you shouldn't be having sex so early LOL

LynzCatastrophe 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 10:00

*points and laughs* I'm sure she's a great girl but i would have dumped her for the Jonas brothers thing. oh, and they are not pure! Of course its the height of hypocrisy to have something like a poser boyband of 3 ugly guys who can't sing and you call them pure while you are doing something dirty! You want pure? Become religious! To the man- RUN!! GET AWAY WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!

Kyren 1

Friday 30 April 2010 9:02

HAHAHA. your a horny ******* idiot and you deserved it. you clearly arent dating her for intellectual bonding

Epic_Times 10

Monday 3 May 2010 16:18

Gee Thats sucks, I hate the Jonas Brothers and i'm a Girl!!!! They are fags and think they are terrible at singing! They are just another Disney endorsed product!

metsfan31 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 8:43

not sure what's worse, them or celtic thunder all over everything, and shes 22! oh well, i still love her... just a minor annoyance...good luck dude!

budster1993 2

Friday 14 May 2010 0:57

be lucky lucky she isn't a bieber HO those are ruthless and they only want to screw bieber

syddx73 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 1:31

hahahaha i can totally see this being me.. i'm 15 and i lovee the jonas brothers so you guys are wrongg.. thought this was amazing though, especially because i didn't even realize that i was listening to the jonas brothers as i read this lmaoo :)