Miscellaneous: Today, I had the most excitement I have felt in the last two...

By BananaCoconutty - 16/05/2015 16:33 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, I had the most excitement I have felt in the last two months when I went to a drugstore and they had my favourite bandaids. FML

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BananaCoconutty 26

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:42

They were the Scooby Doo Bandaids! Lol

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az1z_official 17

Sunday 17 May 2015 12:14

Wait till you have to rip them off

james98e 15

Sunday 17 May 2015 12:14

I hope they were 'The Wiggles' bandaids

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thatsme293 28

Sunday 17 May 2015 16:28

It's the little things in life man

acrochick27 15

Sunday 17 May 2015 17:36

Coulda been two years :D

nellyphant 18

Sunday 17 May 2015 18:08

Who uses plasters enough to have a favourite type?!

ImTheAlpha 30

Monday 18 May 2015 20:18

Clumsy people, hikers, sports people, etc. you can get hurt doing a lot of things.

KelpytheG 1

Sunday 17 May 2015 18:33

Omg I can relate

LennyComa 39

Sunday 17 May 2015 18:42

You better be rocking them Elastoplasts.

Hash13 13

Sunday 17 May 2015 18:50

Nothing wrong with being excited over small things OP. Even if you feel there's nothing much happening.

GEFStryker 29

Sunday 17 May 2015 18:56

I get the same way about dish washing liquid that's on sale.

vicky_lynnnnn 11

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:04

It's the little things in life

chosha_fml 26

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:05

I know 5-year-olds who have favourite bandaids. Like Disney-themed, etc.

JKPwnage 27

Sunday 17 May 2015 19:40

Bandaids* Never use apostrophes for pluralization.

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