Get some Restoralax and take that every morning. Seriously. I've had to deal with surgery and morphine for the past year and neither of those things are helpful when it comes to your bowels. You don't get dependent on it - it isn't a laxative, really, it just pulls extra moisture into your bowels so you don't have to strain. And get some good painkillers. If you're feeling pain, that is not good!

damn, shittin is painful enough the way it is, I can't even imagine what YOUR going thru... besides toilet paper

That sounds bad. How did you break your ribs in the first place.

ahhahah ouch

I know thee feeling it sucks big time and hurts like hell

Before I vote, how exactly did you break your ribs. If it was a freak accident then totally FYL. However if it's the result of testing a homemade jet pack.. Well that's different

I don't ever want to feel it but how did they break?

I would pass out from the pain that would cause

Bless your heart! I can sort of relate. During the recent birth of my daughter, I had to have an episiotomy...using the bathroom hurt so much...

try it with 5 broken ribs, a collapsed lung, broken neck, shattered femur, and hauling around a metal tree of medical gear.