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i wish my penis could be over stretched :(
Piggies do not say moo! they oink.
Fagget. You're so full of shit OP. You constpated ****. :P
time for some spring cleaning!!!
hahaha his pic made me laugh so hard
this happened to me a couple of years ago. trust me, it's the worst.
Happened to me, I was litterally on the ground because ai couldn't stand up from the pain.
I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.
its ok, were laughing with them... not directly at them
i remember my college hazing days ahhh good times... QQ
I didn't even think that was possible...wow!
take a poo
he obviously cant, genius
haha
Now what the hell would OP ever do without you? I am guessing he probably already thought of taking a shit.
lmao!
OP will need to have Enema shoved in the bum & wait 40 - 70 seconds until running to empty the poop...
I.. D... How does this happen? Is this why my mom would tell me not to hold it in? But FYL. Drink some prune juice.
Oh I am a vegetarian, I still get constipated. my longest time without taking a shit while being a vegetarian is about 5 days.
Oh I am a vegetarian, I still get constipated. my longest time without taking a shit while being a vegetarian is about 5 days.
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aww shit.
I shouldn't be laughing, but I am.