By mysidesaresplitting - 14/12/2012 06:44 - United States - Oxford

Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML
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ravenevercross 19

Damn. That sounds painful.

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perdix 29

Why were you using broken ribs? Did you run out of toilet paper?

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tbooty2140 4

How about getting bear hugged with three broken ribs

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crazytwinsmom 25

Panda bear hugged.

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crazytwinsmom 25

On a side note, I'm curious as to how OP broke 3 ribs.

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Try a stool softener as mentioned before. Just don't take one that'll give explosive diarrhea.

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Obey_StudBoii 23

Lol probably like hell. Aww noor you crack me up lol

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astralvagan 20

Have you ever tried sneezing with broken ribs? I imagine popping is worse.

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muldrowe 6

Not as bad as getting hit by a car with broken ribs.

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olpally 32

Good lord. Get well soon op!

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shadokis 15

Crazytwinsmom is right. Use a softener like Mirimax or Metimucil. They taste horrible, but it'll feel better than squeezing out bricks. DO NOT use Ex-Lax or harsh laxitives or any greasy, oily foods....then you'll be squeezing those ribs to stop the ass-fountain. Speaking from experience of 7 broken ribs here. My heart goes out to you, OP!

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your_ma 27

Eh, man up OP. I've had three broken ribs before it hurts but it's not that bad lol.

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