Love: Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a...

By Jealousbitch - 12/04/2012 09:27 - United States - Mulberry

Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML

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By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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By username - 06/06/2020 08:04

Today, my social awkwardness got to an all-time high when I hoped that I wouldn't get the job that I applied for, because I'd be working with the public. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 07:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML

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Sore loser

By Anonymous - 10/01/2021 15:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, after graduating from the same program, I was offered several jobs, while my boyfriend wasn’t. He couldn’t be happy for me, saying, "She got in with the right people, and they just keep handing her jobs," and dismissing my work ethic. FML

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By DeepFriedZombie - 09/08/2016 00:18

Today, I went to my first job interview. I didn't think I was doing too badly, until the interviewer said, "Wait a second, you're in high school?" I explained that the guy who'd called me had said that this wouldn't be a problem. I then watched as my interviewer left his desk to "deal" with him. FML

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By unlucky - 03/09/2014 17:40 - United States - Cold Spring

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 17:36 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend where he went to lunch. He said he went to Wendy's. I teased him and asked if he got tired of eating burgers and Frosty's all the time. His response? "What? No, I mean at Wendy's. You know, the hot girl from work?" FML

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By that's methed up, darling - 16/08/2013 21:33 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dragged me to the local McDonald's, refusing to drive me home until he ate. When I mentioned how dangerous that part of town is, he stopped and went all Walter White on me in front of everyone, spouting lines like "I AM the danger" and "I'M the one who knocks, babe." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 20:56 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML

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I just work here

By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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Thursday 12 April 2012 16:01

McDonalds workers ARE notorious for their appeal to teenage girls..

chyeahhh86 0

Thursday 12 April 2012 16:00

How old are you that high school girls bother you?

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imcarissa 4

Friday 13 April 2012 13:23

Or you could've told him to aspire higher than Mc'Ds.... Like Wendy's

Kaykay2565 9

Friday 13 April 2012 16:45

I think you need to cool our nuggets he can see teenage girls anywhere he goes! Your not gonna make him stay home the Rey of your life are you??

kenzie20 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 1:17

I feel you.

misterie_fml 6

Saturday 14 April 2012 7:29

I'm assuming you're still in high school so there's still a lot to learn about guys/relationships... here's some advice... He's either: 1) Trustworthy - you've got nothing to be worried about 2) Not trustworthy - you don't want to be with someone like that anyway I know someone's already mentioned this above, but be the girl no one would ever want to cheat on! Jealousy will just push him away

annafii 7

Saturday 14 April 2012 19:08

At least you've acknowledged that this paranoia and insecurity is a problem. I hope you can work through it - it can really destroy a relationship.

taybro14 0

Sunday 15 April 2012 5:39

I love that THAT'S the only reason you don't want him working at McDonald's

helloandfuckyou2 1

Sunday 15 April 2012 11:43

Sounds like me.

venomousddog 19

Monday 16 April 2012 22:39

Ugh I hate jealousy my "best friend" is ignoring me and blaming almost every bad gaming experience we played on me. The reason why he's doing this is because he thinks that I like his ex