Health: Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located... - FML

By tonirene - 29/07/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML

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tonirene 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 10:11

To answer all of Qs.. I am a straight girl, no she's not fat. she just couldn't see it therefore it was difficult to apply medicine. I did it because I am a good friend and she told me to put it up on FML lol. turns out it wasn't a spider bite afterall though, she has a staph infection on he ass,

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disturbed_girl29 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 16:06

that's a true friend

crazymanda87 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 16:06

now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...

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armyman981 0

Friday 30 July 2010 7:38

at least it's "her"s and not "his"

xXshotsXx 0

Friday 30 July 2010 8:22

lol I'm with 14

milo2113 0

Friday 30 July 2010 9:00

why would you

zoivii3ie 0

Friday 30 July 2010 10:14

uhhh how would spiders end up down there? reasearch MRSA it's commonly confused with spider bites and is common around the behind area. And is horribly contagious, btw. yuck. wash your hands.

linx468 8

Friday 30 July 2010 11:19

That's what friends are for!

hbacostfu13 0

Friday 30 July 2010 13:45

oh yeah ;)

tdog_ossim 0

Friday 30 July 2010 19:11

u r so in there dude! score!

Jsalcedo23 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 5:39

"I'm a STRAIGHT guy who has to put lotion on my HOT STRAIGHT friends nice ass who happens to be a girl" fml

Asscake 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 6:00

who said OP was a girl? who said his/her friend was hot?

fishycanswim 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 16:40

1. What's wrong with her hands? 2. How the hell did she get spiders roaming around her "ass crack"?

Jesskidding 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 21:48

how is this even real...

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