By tonirene - 29/07/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I had to apply medicine to my friend's spider bites, located on her ass crack. FML
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To answer all of Qs.. I am a straight girl, no she's not fat. she just couldn't see it therefore it was difficult to apply medicine. I did it because I am a good friend and she told me to put it up on FML lol. turns out it wasn't a spider bite afterall though, she has a staph infection on he ass,

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crazymanda87 0

now all depends if the op is a girl or guy,benifical for him , girl benifical for other men reading this...

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5t3ff1k4h 44

And she couldn't do this in the bathroom with a handheld mirror because...

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rarr 0

Lol they may look like bites....

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ice723 5

ass cracks cant have spider bites the crack is empty space........

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rebelharmony 0

if she was hot you wouldn't be complainin

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bigbadtim 7

Remember, say no to crack. You are going to be the butt of many jokes.

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BlueTwist89 0

Wow. All (s)he needs is a mirror. YDI, for putting it on.

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bigbadtim 7

O.P. made a complete ass of themselves. YDI for getting cheeky. :(

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

#102 & #107: your puns really BUMmed me out. did your parents REAR you to be such a smart-ASS?

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Rick1969 6

for all the pervs that assume the friend was Playboy centerfold material, think about the reality that the friend could be 4 bills with bad hygiene.

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