Animals: Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 04:03 - United States

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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Creepy backyard

By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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By flipnazn - 15/07/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By Buyingagun - 08/04/2020 05:00

Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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RIP big dog

By Noah - 17/06/2024 20:00 - France

Today, I was supposed to bury my childhood dog at my mother's friend's place. I had to wake up at 5 a.m., spent two hours on the bus to be there in time, only for him to tell me that he'd actually buried my dog yesterday. FML

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kimcompton83 12

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:11

How many times have you had to do it?

daybid 7

Wednesday 7 March 2012 8:43

Now hold your horses, OP can comment if he choose too , but as you said, it is highly un likely.

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bubo_fml 10

Thursday 8 March 2012 0:52

Cook & eat the fukka...Then, **** the coyotes...

LoveOfHate 4

Thursday 8 March 2012 1:02

Buy a paint ball gun and if u don't have one a regular gun. I do this with coyotes around my cows. First time use a paintball gun, most won't come back. If u see one that has a colored mark, shoot him with the real one

lyssabean11 5

Thursday 8 March 2012 1:06

Thats so sad !!!!:(

mason012 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 1:17

Aw that's so sad

heyhey0071 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 1:37

I say cremate your horse or bury him deeper... Honestly, it's the coyotes natural instinct... Why kill them over it? That's cruel

TriDoubleSkip 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 2:37

first off I'm extremely sorry about your horse I have horses (not had on die yet) and can't imagine! Also I would shoot those dang things, they are becoming such a nusence here and I take it there as well!

farkas420 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 2:42

Aw sorry to hear

ASREAL611 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 3:00

That must suck to keep reburying ur dead horse

sickenedwinter86 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 3:38

Thats harsh... We had to put down my sisters horse... I think we buried it like 12 to 16 feet down.

jinzo5 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 3:39

Put a lot of rocks over it.

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