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By Evaki1 - 13/06/2011 14:24 - Greece

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2015 15:09 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my pads were not in fact "big band-aids" and that he should probably remove them from his legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By Honestly - 09/02/2017 11:00 - United Kingdom - Measham

Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML

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By latter - 24/09/2013 00:05 - United States - Middle River

Today, I had to explain to my brother why it's not OK to stick his knob in the toaster. FML

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By megan228 - 20/03/2009 21:16 - United States

Today, my older brother and some of his cute friends came over. When we were inside, my mom yelled to me, "I got you some bigger tampons because you leaked all over your new underwear." They all started laughing. FML

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By facepalming all the way - 19/07/2015 06:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML

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By aproudmom - 16/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Glen Head

Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as Nerf darts. FML

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By :( - 02/03/2010 00:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to explain to my 14-year-old sister why one must not wear the same pair of knickers for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2021 23:01

Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 15:15 - Denmark

Today, I decided to make the switch from pads to tampons. My boyfriend ended up having to show me how to apply them. FML

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Monday 13 June 2011 18:56

maybe he just discovered the best earplugs in the world, we may never know because no one else would stick tampons in their ears...

futtbuck101 1

Monday 13 June 2011 18:54

At least he wasn't using them as butt plugs

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dianadiane 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:22

Jajaja you have to hide them lol

policegurl30 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:28

I had to explain to my virgin husband they weren't Q-tips

alex6946 10

Monday 13 June 2011 22:31

that must be a small tampon...

jess6blondie9 2

Monday 13 June 2011 22:36

No you're right, they're not for earplugs. They're for nose bleeds.

lowshadows 21

Monday 13 June 2011 22:45

ha ha ha! Kids these days.

irocthedancefloo 0

Monday 13 June 2011 22:48

next you're going to be telling him they aren't fireworks either

imnotcraZ 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:01

font let your little brother watch final destination people!!!

mahomie97 7

Monday 13 June 2011 23:05

haha gross i just loled(:

evaki1 12

Tuesday 14 June 2011 7:01

I'm glad

ericamichelle521 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:08

You should've just let him go on with his business using them as ear plugs. You gotta admit it was probably pretty funny to watch.

Carlo3 0

Monday 13 June 2011 23:31

gotta love moments like that.lol

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