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By DeepFriedLettuce - 29/04/2016 01:33 - United States - Vashon

Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
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False_Stupidity 41

Oh my, It just goes to show that common sense isn't necessarily a genetic trait, or that common. I hope she is not super impressionable and believes everything she reads or hears, although it's looking like it.

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vikky538 28

Except for the rice. Its adds trans fat and reduces the carbs in rice.

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mattyiscool123 26

Little known fact: it's actually vice versa

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bad_boyfriend 10

This is pretty sound science if you ask me

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pharm121 21

Well I guess there's no need for those college applications now. Haha. Jk.

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neuronerd 28

Oh how I wish it did...

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RageWolf16 31

Should've let her gain weight and wallow in stupidity.

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xx000o 27

Sounds like you and them there skhools ain't been doin to good a job ejucating her.

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ShleeG 23

She's just a dreamer. Nothing wrong with that lol

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rojita369 17

If I ever find a genie, I am making that one of my 3 wishes!

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