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By Mother of a dumb blonde - 22/06/2017 02:00

Today, I had to explain to my daughter that no, just because the word, "salad" is in the name, it doesn't mean that macaroni or potato salad are automatically healthy for you. She still doesn't believe me. She's 19. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Ugh, I'll bet you're one of these party-poopers who says that carrot cake is not a vegetable!

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Bubblez2009 15

It's salad alright! Did she miss some classes in school?! Well OP I feel bad for you but YouTube videos are always there for your help. Make her watch it.

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Bubblez2009 15

It's salad alright! Did she miss some classes in school?! Well OP I feel bad for you but YouTube videos are always there for your help. Make her watch it.

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yeongji 31

Tell her to eat a salad everyday for a week then a macaroni or potato salad everyday the next week. If she still doesn't believe you then, please make sure she takes a nutrition course at school.

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Glowworm56 26

That's like saying orange soda is healthy because it has the word "orange" in it.

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RichardPencil 30

Ugh, I'll bet you're one of these party-poopers who says that carrot cake is not a vegetable!

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Glowworm56 26

It's not? Next thing you'll be telling me is that onion rings don't count as vegetables either!

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QueenBeeGotStung 24

And vodka infused smoothies are still bad for your liver D:

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RichardPencil 30

Your onion rings count as vegetables if my candy corn does, too. Deal?

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Glowworm56 26

Candy corn is neither corn nor candy. It's a straight up bitter lie.

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RichardPencil 30

Nay, it is such sweet deception! Truth is for dullards.

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EnvyMe33 26

I'm guessing the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Kids only learn by example. Instead of making fun of her try explaining to her what's right.

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Lobby_Bee 17

As a healthy 328lbs man, I respectfully disagree with you.

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Misoranomegami 16

Next lesson: green salads aren't always healthy either. Especially if they're covered in fried chicken, cheese and fatty dressings.

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Starlight8 14

Oh let her eat potato or macaroni salads all she want and wait for her complaining why she's gaining some weight.

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GhostFox 33

This just sounds like you failing to discuss dietary needs and healthy food choices with her when she was a kid is biting her in the ass and your embarrassed about your own failure.

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