Love: Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town...

By twowords - 08/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I paid my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. It was a 4 hour event. Best part: she got drunk and told the whole town I was paying her. FML

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By bad date - 13/06/2012 04:42 - United States - Bennet

Today, my date made me pay him for picking me up, and taking me back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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By waterspike - 29/01/2010 13:18 - France

Today, after finally getting a date with the girl I like, she invited her new boyfriend along as well. I ended up paying for their first date. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By thirdwheel - 15/02/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML

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By single - 20/10/2013 23:21 - United States

Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML

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By sandyhome - 11/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

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regalarius 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:26

Wow, that sucks. Why did you need a date that badly?

doodlebug93 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:29

wow. desperate much? i would rather go alone than pay that much money for a lousy date.

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xiras 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:35

aw! :( you should have asked/taken me! i would have dressed nicely and impressed!

ericavel 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:30

PS, learn how to spell. I'm tired of reading these stories which contain improper spelling and grammar. I agree, OP, FYL. For not learning how to spell in the second grade. Good luck with that getting "payed" nonsense.

staciieee_x3 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 8:02

#7 - x2.

ericavel 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 4:32

Every*

SookMauNoots 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 8:13

you shud have just put Today, I payed my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date.

yati 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 8:10

Looser. Why would you pay someone ju..... ah ! you are a douche bag

SookMauNoots 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 8:12

you shud have just put Today, I had to find a date for this banquet we did in my town every year. I payed my neighbor 40 bucks an hour to be my date. FML

nodbor 11

Tuesday 9 June 2009 9:24

you should have asked a nun, she would not have gotten drunk, she would have given it to the church, and then you could have had a tax right off, plus of been right with God. instead you paid off satin's child to expose how desperate you are.