Allergies and Love: Goodbye

Goodbye

By dogs_and_toucans - 08/06/2009 18:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 714

You deserved it 6 811

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By cdick - 11/03/2009 20:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML

I agree, your life sucks 78 201

You deserved it 5 434

By Anonymous - 10/06/2016 01:08

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to take a break. At least she gave me a parting gift. Lice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 234

You deserved it 963

By Nickolas Neffster - 05/10/2011 00:14 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 135

You deserved it 3 109

It's the thought that counts, or something

By Henji - 10/12/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I gave a girl I like a $200 diamond necklace to express how much she means to me. She gave me a hug and told me she didn't want to lose me as a friend. Nor did she want to lose her new necklace. Today, I got a $200 hug. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 076

You deserved it 41 935

By MexyBoy - 13/08/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 852

You deserved it 6 600

Nice try

By Anonymous - 05/10/2014 17:29 - United States - Kent

Today, this girl I've been talking to texted me, saying she was going to visit. Trying to be sweet, I bought her $50 worth of chocolate and a cute card. Turns out she meant to send that text to her ex. Seems like the only thing I'll get from this relationship is diabetes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 071

You deserved it 5 460

By Anonymous - 09/05/2013 19:12 - Norway - Oslo

Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 387

You deserved it 5 017

One last thing…

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 037

You deserved it 4 954

By Anonymous - 24/09/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 800

You deserved it 13 648

By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 09:16 - Canada

Today, I realised that every morning my girlfriend gets me to help her put on a locket her ex-boyfriend bought her on Valentine's Day. FML

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You deserved it 4 570

24788 6

Monday 8 June 2009 23:30

Why would you buy her something expensive if you might not see her ever again? YDI

batrob 7

Monday 8 June 2009 23:25

haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off

Comments

Button_x 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:21

Wow. What a girlfriend. I remember moderating this. XD

batrob 7

Monday 8 June 2009 23:25

haha thats why when you see someone for the last time you flip them off

keetlover 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 7:40

why is there number 1 guess I will be number 1

andyyroxx 20

Thursday 9 August 2012 1:45

145- What the hell?

WhyMe1_2_3 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:25

your girlfriend sounds like a winner...

andyyroxx 20

Thursday 9 August 2012 1:46

Sure does. Shy of a 1-year relationship and copping a $200 necklace.

DreMaMa 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:26

Damn, save that pack of gum you got for your shrine. Btw wish my girlfriend would by me a pack of gum, you lucky dog you

Stephai 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:27

D: That sucks. Hopes she feels guilty after you showed her the necklace. But at least gum's better than nothing.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Monday 26 November 2012 3:09

I know I'm like 3 years too late, but the gum really wasn't better than nothing...he's allergic to it, and can't chew it...

MakeMeMoo 0

Monday 8 June 2009 23:27

Maybe it's best you may never see her again...

fattypie101 0

Monday 22 March 2010 2:44

ewww no one wants to c your boobs change the pic

Jackal_X 0

Tuesday 10 August 2010 9:39

Actually I liked her picture a lot, she looks really cute. And I see the nerdy side (batman necklace) plus the awesome name as huge +++ ^_^ @139, I think somethings wrong with you, because this girls one of the hard to find keepers. (and btw, there's not even any cleavage idiot. very decent pic, I'm just really impressed with everything about her.)