Intimacy: Today, I had to get my grandparents out of jail, because they... - FML

By MrKento - 08/04/2013 23:16 - Honduras - Tegucigalpa

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Today, I had to get my grandparents out of jail, because they were caught having sex in a public place. They excused their actions by saying that you can only be young and stupid once, so if you continue doing stupid actions, you are still young. FML

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MrKento 15

Wednesday 10 April 2013 1:30

:l Apparently it wasnt a good Idea to let know my grandparents that people thought they were awesome cause of their public stunt....

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ilovera 7

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:10

Ahhh grandparents. That's hilarious.

lissa_jade 22

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:11

apparently things get a little wild when Monday night bingo is cancelled..

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indianagirl3077 8

Wednesday 24 April 2013 8:25

Great grandparents ! Gettin out there living life and having fun . Age doesn't even matter

sugarbear0727 19

Monday 29 April 2013 1:40

Awesome response on their part. :)

mckaylaw4 5

Sunday 12 May 2013 18:16

Your grandparents are funny

nick3600 22

Monday 20 January 2014 20:12

Still young..........and stupid

rileyks 5

Thursday 30 October 2014 17:53

I like your grandparents

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