By anonymous - 15/06/2011 18:00 - Canada

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 067
You deserved it 12 790
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

YOREALLY 0

Aw thts really sweet how you kept ur promise (:

328 8

Comments

Gabriellax3 6

you know I'm going to say this sucks :( , but you did a good thing . I know you may love this girl but you did the right thing in this cSe you shouldn't take advantage of someone drunk or try to mess up a relationship for your own selfishness or jealously , wait for it to end and just be the right guy waiting for her in the end :)

0 0
AustrianChaos 3

You are pathetic. Not getting it on with her because she's drunk - fine, that's responsible, but not telling her about it? Wtf? If you love her, why don't you try to get out of the friend zone for once? Confront her! Or do you even enjoy the bittersweet longing and suffering of unrequited love?? Jeez.

3 5
WBTBWB_fan 0

Aww! Op you are such a sweetheart! I wish every guy was more like that :)

2 1
grrritsolivia 0

awww! that's really sweet. I'm sorry, though

1 0
Sharkskull 2

You aren't an opportunist

0 1
MilkyFIsh 1

op is an idiot.. hiding your love from her is unhealthy and just depressing. if she gets that way when drunk, she will probably bone someone who doesn't care about her so it might as well be you. go ahead and make both your lives better, get with her

2 4
Skatejock21 0

yeah, but than OP is causing more problems for themselves and others, and having disrespect for OP's reason, is selfish and than OP will have regret if he had sex with her. The roommate being drunk doesn't give him a license to go ruining relationships. Being drunk isn't a reason for anything, it's an excuse. OP would get more depressed if he had sex with her... and how would it make her life better? what if she didn't like him that way?

2 1
AustrianChaos 3

Being drunk doesn't give his roommate the license to tease the hell out of him, does it? Like as if she didn't feel that he likes her. Noo, girls have no sense for that. But hey, I guess someone *forced* all that booze into her, right? Oh, the poor, helpless girl! A victim of peer-pressure for sure! In my opinion OP is nothing more than an obedient, little friend-zone doggie, and the girl is a sadistic, irresponsible bitch. He should have told and confronted her.

0 1
ebrian 0

I wouldn't say this is a fml, because if you didn't touch her, you must be one hell of a guy and great friend! I don't know anyone who would not have:(

0 1
loovemylife 7

Really sweet of you, but you should've took the opportunity, you deserved it.

0 1