Intimacy: Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What...

By NYMTS - 01/07/2011 23:22 - Australia

Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML

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Same thing different taste

By SG - 24/03/2012 12:14 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my husband on the bed. I was excited as he lifted my arms up in a seductive way, only to roll deodorant under my armpits. FML

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You deserved it 37 463

By mandy_2480 - 19/02/2012 02:08 - China

Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML

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You deserved it 4 942

Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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Deal or no Deal

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend's farts got so bad that we made a deal: every day that he doesn't fart, he gets a blowjob. Suddenly, he's not letting gas out anymore. FML

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You deserved it 2 109

Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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You deserved it 1 519

By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 04:00

Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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You deserved it 314

By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 15:05 - Ireland

Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML

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You deserved it 6 909

By random123 - 29/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend was kind enough to give me prescription strength deodorant. FML

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You deserved it 7 760

Love is in the air

By Rydia - 31/10/2020 05:01

Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML

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You deserved it 197

Boobies!

By Anonymous - 13/12/2021 07:59

Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML

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PFiddy 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:51

all the inspiration a guy needs

srhshl 9

Saturday 2 July 2011 5:59

1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration.

Comments

LordGoober 13

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:37

Oh fruit = trying, just called websters and got the definition changed (my bad grammar nazis)

The_Weirdo 10

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:40

I want the original one. I've never heard of this "Noiloveboners"

liy223 6

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:42

such class...

perdix 29

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:47

Which boob, left or right? If I only got to squeeze one boob, I'd only deodorize one pit.

McCarter54 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:50

I just stopped wearin deodorant. lol. good plan.

demonsla 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:52

I wonder what he gets for showering lol

metalmafia 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 7:06

BJs

The_Weirdo 10

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:54

So how about them tities boners?

sansan2 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:55

im guna stop wearing deoderant now!

Thundercleese 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 6:59

all "my bf/GF sucks" posts are completely the fault of the poster. dump him and stop whining.

torycross1 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 7:00

yeah

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Today, I was just told by a hiring manager that the reasons I'm not getting interviews is because I have a spotty work history. My work history is spotty because my mother ignores my food allergies so she can get attention and, as a result, I'm chronically ill. FML

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Today, my mother accused me of stealing pills; she looked all over my room and couldn't find them. When she went back to the pantry, she saw them on the shelf below where they were supposed to be. She then accused me of putting them there while she was searching my room. FML

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Today, I was disciplining one of my students for behavior, and he started to roll his eyes every time I was trying to teach the lesson. So I threatened to write him up. After looking closely at the student, I realized he has a lazy roaming eye. FML

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Today, my mom asked me what twerking was. When I said that it was a club dance, trying to get out of telling her what it actually was, she begged me to teach her how to do it. My mom complained to my dad, who grounded me for not teaching her to twerk her ass. FML

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Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML

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Today, my paranoia got so bad that I had to physically restrain myself from aggressively confronting the kid walking behind me on the sidewalk. FML

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Today, after far too many times of my brother stealing food out of my own personal mini fridge, I bought a lock and chained the handles together. I came back to find that my brother had responded by breaking the doors off their hinges. FML

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