By NYMTS - 01/07/2011 23:22 - Australia

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Today, I had to make a deal with my 22 year old fiancé. What was the deal? If he put deodorant on, he could squeeze my boob for as long as he liked. FML
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srhshl 9

1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration.

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mariselita93 7

and that would be "until death do both apart"?

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The_Weirdo 10

Bonerz, if you show me some tities I'll go rough those Boner Nazi's up for you.

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LordGoober 13

82- Your name says it all. But your fruit to help boners, which one?

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notsofriendly 17

which is part of why it's probably not the best idea to get married in your early 20s... but hey, not my life. i hope it works out for you guys, hygiene and all

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The_Weirdo 10

I prefer the right tittie to the left one, but thats just me.

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knocking 0

I think you *may* want to reconsider marrying him. Get out while you still can! Now, all you have to do is let him get some boob in exchange for him putting on deoderant. In a few years, you'll need to do anal, have orgies, etc. just for him to brush his teeth. But in all seriousness, being that unhygenic would probably be a deal breaker for me.

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EvilDave 13

Yeah, but she only cares about how he looks and his dick so no problem there.

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