Kids: Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the...

By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2013 23:33 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML

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Unfortunate coincidences

By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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Wonky logic

By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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Kids will be kids

By Anonymous - 26/04/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I learned my son has been picking on a girl he has a crush on. He apparently went too far, because she finally snapped and beat him up at recess. The teacher, who knew about this from the beginning and actively did nothing, is trying to throw me under the bus for being oblivious to my son's behavior. FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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Precious memories

By jeph23 - 11/09/2009 20:11 - United States

Today, after picking up my 6 year-old from school, he said, "Drew said his dad could beat you up." I told him that he needs to respect his own father more and stand up for me. We got home, I looked up his class roster and low and behold, Drew's dad beat me up in junior high. FML

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Vigilante

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 22:00

Today, I got called to my son's school again because he punched a girl. Every time he gets in a fight, he justifies it by saying he only hits bullies he catches hurting other kids. His teachers even agree he only hits the bullies like that girl, but it’s becoming a huge problem. FML

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By sharpie2792 - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, I fought back with words against a bully. He cried, and I got detention. FML

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By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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Hamo 5

Friday 11 May 2012 22:24

I don't blame him. I want to punch most of the people who say that anyway

raw_tigahh 2

Friday 11 May 2012 22:24

You jelly?

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vbmg152 18

Friday 11 May 2012 22:29

You raised him! Violence is usually learned at home! YDI!!

The_Hitdude 12

Friday 11 May 2012 22:35

This has nothing to do with home training. My mom brought me up as an educated, friendly young man, and I would lose my shit if someone said that to me, too. Also, explain to me how the mom deserves it if she literally had nothing to do with it?

Zomg_Okay 26

Friday 11 May 2012 23:10

13 - The other kid was spoiling for a fight. He was begging for an ass-kicking. Doubt that has anything to do with OP's child's home life. Besides, everybody gets into fights occasionally regardless of how they're raised.

1215116a 14

Saturday 12 May 2012 0:00

Not always, as the last two said, it just depends how you are or how the other person is. I know plenty of teens that have the nicest moms and dads, yet they're always fighting.

lazydavid 4

Friday 11 May 2012 22:30

Come at me, bro

SkoomaKi 27

Friday 11 May 2012 23:02

Now when you say "come"....?

kandi_kid69 15

Friday 11 May 2012 23:53

14- I'll come at you with a baseball bat, bro. *grabs bat*

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Saturday 12 May 2012 0:04

Money shot!

DocBastard 38

Friday 11 May 2012 22:30

This and all memes, and even the word "meme", must die a horrible, painful death.

TheGewt 7

Friday 11 May 2012 22:46

I completely agree.

EmreArslan 11

Friday 11 May 2012 22:59

Doc, you mad bro? :p memes are awesome

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 11 May 2012 23:29

I don't always use memes... But when I do, I prefer "U mad, bro?" It's funny to imagine the world's most interesting man saying that line.

obri98 10

Friday 11 May 2012 23:34

Shut up no one likes u lol

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 11 May 2012 23:42

87: turn off your computer/iProduct, smash it, run over it, feed it to some wild animals and burn their poop. No internets for you.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 12 May 2012 0:07

That wasn't very nice, 87. Go play in traffic.

Raivyn52 4

Saturday 12 May 2012 5:57

Problem?

McMan 23

Saturday 12 May 2012 8:02

Doc, I knew you were going to hate this one as soon as it said "u mad bro". For your birthday we should all switch our profile pictures on the forum to the troll face saying it.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 12 May 2012 13:43

My birthday was yesterday. I turned 102. Happy ******* birthday to... Wait, where the hell did I leave my hemorrhoid cream?

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Friday 11 May 2012 22:31

I respect your son. When asked the question, "You mad, bro?", he did what any bro would do. Knocked that broskie out without a doubt in his mind.

TheDrifter 23

Friday 11 May 2012 22:59

That's how I pictured it. "You mad bro?" *Thwack* "Not anymore."

lol70720 5

Friday 11 May 2012 22:34

lol I don't know why anyone can take that seriously, when someone says "You mad bro" .. Usually its a wimpy nerd saying it on the pc when trash talking(Arguing) or says it in person as a joke.