Miscellaneous: Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving...

By Anonymous - 09/05/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I had to pick up my drunk mom at bar. While we were driving home, she thanked me over and over again, and then said, "Thank god you have no life!" FML

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By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 20:00

Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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By sorry :/ - 08/02/2015 18:28 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, my drunk mom told me to apologize for being born. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2014 04:12 - United States - Woodland

Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML

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By speed-dialing dr kevorkian - 27/02/2016 07:25 - United States - Two Rivers

Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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By monquiqui - 04/07/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

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By anonymous - 07/02/2012 09:27 - United States

Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML

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How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 14:00

Today, my drunken mother told me I'm just like my father and that I don't give a fuck about her. She's living in my home and drinking my wine. FML

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Sunday 10 May 2009 7:03

FYL

jbweesoo 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:10

wow i love how this has happened to me too multiple times yay for drunk moms!

Comments

ha_fml 3

Sunday 10 May 2009 2:58

hey, if she's the one going out getting wasted at bars, she's the one who has no life sry2say

seonfire 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 3:02

Look at it this way, If you had a life you would miss so many priceless moments such as this

jackdaniels_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 3:11

lmfao that's so gonna be me when i have kids

idontgiveone 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 3:39

aww :3 become a rebel and show the b**** XD

sydney9_fml 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 3:49

Happy Mothers Day!!! LOL

shortgurlsaywahh 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 3:55

Lmao wow. 1. I hope this doesn't happen often 2. If it does that gives her every right to say it (sorry if that sounds mean) 3. She's not saying that drinking is fun she's saying had her child had a life they wouldn't be available to pick her up 4. So fml material HAPPY MOTHERS DAY =)

24788 6

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:17

lol, shes drunk. My mom tells me I really have no social life all the time. Hopefully when I move out to California and away from her she'll stop saying it.

lilcuti3pi389 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:29

aw, do you really have no life? bt really forgive her. She was drunk! :(

effmalife 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 4:45

SO... **** YOUR LIFE?? OR THEN LACK THERE OF ;) HAHA GET IT? CAUSE YOU DONT HAVE A LIFE SO THERE IS NO LIFE TO BE ****** HAHA OK IM DONE =]

genius_man16 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 5:13

Oh come on. This isn't a FML at all. She was drunk, get over it. If drunk people meant everything they said well... the world would probably be a lot more FML worthy. Drunk people are drunk and most often don't realize what they're saying (or even remember saying them). Come back when she says this when she's sober.