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By superman_not - 10/06/2009 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

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By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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By me - 12/11/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML

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By EmmaleeSupertramp - 14/02/2014 03:16 - United States

Today, it was the first dress rehearsal at a community theater. I'm playing a grandma to a bunch of little kids, and the guy who is playing the grandpa wears a fat suit. I put on my costume and one of the kids comes up to me and says, "Are you wearing a fat suit too?" and pokes my stomach. FML

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By full moon - 08/09/2016 02:37 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2023 12:00

Today, I showed up to a meeting without my pants and had to pretend it was part of my outfit. FML

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By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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By Kylie - 06/06/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I got all the way until after lunch before I realized my new pants were basically leggings, and that you could see my pink thong through them. I was in a training with a bunch of the guys that work the production floor, and I’m pretty sure they noticed. FML

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By AccidentalFlasher - 08/01/2016 02:08 - Canada - Thornhill

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 15:28 - United States - Jamestown

Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By commando - 27/09/2009 22:03 - United States

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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Ommis 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:53

I didnt realize people look at superman's thing. The heck kinda play you in lol?

genius_man16 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 19:57

How do they know what the size of Superman's schlong is? Perverts....

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sun_babe 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 16:20

That 'thing' is called penis. Your an idiot. And grow up.

makjon86 0

Thursday 11 June 2009 21:18

"Superman, what are you doing in hell?" "I ripped a hooker in half when she told me i was faster than a speeding bullet."

oh_haaybby 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:19

LOL, I'M SORRY THAT'S HILARIOUS.

chris81589 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:16

Pretty stupid, how is that important to the play? Unless that was just part of the costume they gave to you, in which case you shouldn't feel bad. Anyway, I'm thinking this is fake, since only plays put on by third graders would have superman in them, and nobody would stuff a third grader.

WildBill1337 0

Friday 12 June 2009 3:57

to the OP, im small too, and i dont give a shit. really, how does a large package make you a better person? what does it reflect about anyone? i dont need a big dick to validate my existence. maybe others do to compensate for their character, or rather lack thereof. and if you notice, penis size and intelligence are inversely related. just look at asians. they have small dicks, but are human calculators.....oh......sorry black people, but you guys do have a bad reputation.......

wbrycem 0

Friday 12 June 2009 5:47

To translate 161: I think this is fake because I know everything about plays and how old people are when they do them. Okay bud. I say fyl.

KitteySniper 0

Friday 12 June 2009 6:21

First it's Superman has to have a big package. Next it will be he has to be the best pornstar, ever. And you know how that life will end. . . disease. Hah.

LiarAndSlave 0

Friday 12 June 2009 7:44

im sure its just because superman is expected to have a bulging package. very few people can compete with him.

suits 0

Friday 12 June 2009 10:40

That fuched up, who freakin knows how big supermans thing is, he probly puts toilet paper in his pants

The_Dame 0

Friday 12 June 2009 10:41

Ok, if you were playing Dr. Manhattan or something, I could see the whole "stuffing" thing. But Superman? Really? Damn. FYL.

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