By superman_not - 10/06/2009 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML
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Ommis 0

I didnt realize people look at superman's thing. The heck kinda play you in lol?

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genius_man16 0

How do they know what the size of Superman's schlong is? Perverts....

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coopcas 0

Mayhap superman was compensating for a smaller package with his large assortment of powers. Come on, think about it.

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thuryn 2

Meh. It's kinda understandable. Being "Superman" by definition is kind of an unreachable standard. Unless you're walking around stage with a constant woody, I doubt anyone could be "big enough". And if you ARE walking around stage with a constant woody, you should probably see a doctor about that. ;)

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Ilovelife07 0

32, a black superman? What would his powers be, the ability to chug 2 liters of orange soda in a single gulp? Deep fry eye lasers? The ability to hail a NYC cab?

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michelleissexy 0

No, if he was black at least get it right... Grape Kool-Aid!!

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FBIWarning 0

lol go buy EXTENZ bro

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lifesucks210 0

HA! maybe you should start looking into those emails for penis enlargement pills that everyone gets :)

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jm88 0

Bombasting a crotch for tights has been going on since Shakespeare, son. It's fine =)

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plexico 3

If you didn't do it, they'd call you Super. . . er . . . man?!

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LchTessMnstr 3

Lol. Well, I don't think any guy can expect to live up to Superman's anaconda. Most of us women won't expect that from you. (but if it were possible, we wouldn't complain, lol.)

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