By knockedup - 13/02/2011 10:00 - Australia

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML
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ThreeSheetsGone 12

"...we go down instead"? I need details damnit!

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erazzle 0

cause there's nothing else to do in Gladstone.

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herop 0

woow so cool xD then? what happened!

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deafeningsilence 8

He has an iPod/iPhone and it's an emoticon or a symbol. I can see it and I'm on my iPod.

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Picking_Kuppies 0

That sucks. I can't give speeches, really. I can't say my Rs when I give a speech, my heart starts racing and pounding so hard I can hear it in my ears, and I get dizzy and feel like I'm about to pass out.

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darkmis1 17

It's called stage fright and it's a really stupid fear.

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wendyyyy 0

23 - that's SO polite. :/ like wtf a fear is a fear... "stupid" or not.

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Picking_Kuppies 0

I guess in your opinion it is. I honest to God can't help it, either way. I can be fine 5 minutes before I'm supposed to give a speech, but the second I see everyone staring at me I feel like I'm going to hurl, and I forget everything in my head!! P.S. [#23,] Your profile picture freaks me out... looks like a killer.

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mentalheart 1

Don't feel bad poster, I'm also from there. I'd say the damn same thing haha.

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WhiteZoneRedZone 6

I bet you got a flood of criticism for that speech.

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APurpleWaffle 0

You're just drowning in bad puns, huh?

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Link5794 18

I sea what you did there. ...Wait, I can do better than that. Um, uh... Okay, I can't do better than that.

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iSitt 0

"That's One small step for man, one giant leap for man kind. That's One small step for man, one giant leap for man kind... IM A SMALL MAN WITH A LARGE..." - Eddie Izzard

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