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By canabana - 11/04/2009 08:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to close a simple $400 deal with a homeowner. He spent 3 hours telling me about his life story including his marital problems, his philosophical views of the world, AND he read me 20 pages of haiku poems. Only 3 hours later did he tell me he couldn't accept my deal. FML

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John_Failer 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:17

"All these dumb haikus. Would you just accept my deal? Oh hell, **** my life."

p89hg69 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:17

guess he's pretty lonely

Comments

fatalscape 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 19:54

LOL. wow. people like that are annoying as hell. when you think youre building a rapport with your customers they just let you know they were wasting time that you cant get back. i couldnt count the hours of my life i wish i could get back due to people like them. facebookthis.mybrute.com

lame16 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:01

..that sucks..

serious1y 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:04

sucks

p89hg69 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:17

guess he's pretty lonely

Cluztycutie0728 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:01

Haha!! FIRST! I WOULD KICK THAT GUYS ASS!!! You must have a ton a pateints

basketballbabee 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:01

Ouch, man that sucks!

John_Failer 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:17

"All these dumb haikus. Would you just accept my deal? Oh hell, **** my life."

Chunchunchun 3

Monday 23 November 2009 23:06

Your haiku comment Made me nod approvingly Well done to you sir.

Callyn 47

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:18

That blows. You should've refused to talk about anything but business.

John_Failer 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:20

"all these dumb stories. would you just accept my deal? You douche. **** my life."

ohshitcock 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:24

I hate sad and lonely people who need to tell you all of their life problems right after first meeting them. I'm a bartender and those kinds of patrons are the worst tippers.