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By lovehim - 25/01/2011 21:16 - United States

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML

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By ProsserBabe11 - 15/04/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, I had to explain to my brother why he can't go on dates with my new boyfriend and me. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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It's probably for the best

By Serire - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Monroe

Today, my boyfriend couldn't go on a date with me because his mom said no. He's 23. FML

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Nice victim blaming, dude

By Awkward - 26/11/2021 16:58 - Netherlands

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend his dad was sending me inappropriate texts that made me feel uncomfortable. I tried to make him stop, but he kept going until I felt like I needed to tell my boyfriend. Who's now broken up with me because of it. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML

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Mummy's boy

By Anonymous - 22/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend's mum said she won't stop us from seeing each other, yet she'll only allow me to see him for 30 minutes a day, for 2 days a week, and gets mad if he sees me for any longer, because "mother knows best." FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By anonymous - 24/10/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML

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By highlandgirl10 - 21/07/2010 20:31 - Canada

Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML

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zarden 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:19

is it sad that I can relate?! get out now lady!!! it doesn't get better! my husband is regularly trying to reenter his mothers womb! sadly we live with her! get out get out get out!!!

rockefoe 6

Wednesday 26 January 2011 9:17

wow major mama's boy.

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crazyaces89 7

Wednesday 26 January 2011 18:22

i date a momma's boy...but it is not THAT bad at least...yea she can be a bit overprotective and what not...otherwise she's fine...but this guy bringing his mom on dates needs to cut the umbilical cord

Calyx_fml 21

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:18

Agreed... Dump him now.

tynellebaby 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:32

Dump his ass and get a real man! If its this bad now, can u imagine how bad it will be if you two have kids???

SisyphereanTask 2

Wednesday 26 January 2011 19:44

Hmm. You must be dating my ex. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! It's never gonna get better.

ColdGold 6

Wednesday 26 January 2011 20:56

Better yet, let them go out and you get out.

burntcheese 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 21:59

Is his name Richard? Are you dating my ex? RUN LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!!!

prettygirlswag7 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 2:39

dump the momma's boy.

gman422011 4

Thursday 27 January 2011 3:06

dump him! seriously!

ohmek 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 3:15

Should of stopped dating him the moment he bought her.

spbz78 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 12:23

u should be getting a new bf!

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