Miscellaneous: Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store....

By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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By Me - 07/03/2012 18:24 - United States

Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML

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Sitcom vibes

By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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By Crap - 12/04/2016 16:48 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML

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By imeanreallytho - 11/09/2015 16:20 - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom at work. The lock on the stall door broke, and I couldn't open it. I was all alone and I started having a mini panic attack. After several minutes of frantically trying to fix the lock and hyperventilating, I realized I could just crawl under the door. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By ihasnoafroanymore - 10/06/2019 12:05

Today, I was working at my job at a McDonald's. I was on my break, so I went to use the restroom. When I finished, I tried to open the door, but the lock broke. I was stuck in the basement bathroom for 20 minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 06:56 - United States

Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML

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Reider022 16

Friday 12 June 2015 12:11

Their problem for not putting a sign on the door, either that or you picked out some good drugs.

MandyO 15

Friday 12 June 2015 12:04

At least you'll never have to see those employees ever again.

Comments

ProSwimmerFL 16

Friday 12 June 2015 19:26

Ha that's great

devinaww 15

Friday 12 June 2015 19:39

I think you "handled" it as well as anyone can under the shit-uation, no worries OP

Kaalschneid 21

Friday 12 June 2015 20:40

THEY deserve it. ever here of an out of order sign?

mazinaru 6

Friday 12 June 2015 21:59

If the toilets water tank has a removable lid like most home toilets you can open that and pull on the lever inside. Now you know :)

Supertramp94 13

Saturday 13 June 2015 1:23

Take the lid off the back and flush it manually next time it's not like the water in the tank is used

Hunkapoo 19

Saturday 13 June 2015 1:24

not your fault, they should have put up a sign or something so you'd know right away.

Unbearable_fml 21

Saturday 13 June 2015 1:25

"Today, I walked back into my workplace's bathroom to fix the toilet, as the handle had broken off. Just as I arrived, a guy came out of the stall. When I looked, I discovered he had just taken a huge dump. FML"

Hunkapoo 19

Saturday 13 June 2015 2:39

LOL! the person who had to deal with it would probably write exactly this. I think this is a FML for both of their lives

lagreeni 16

Saturday 13 June 2015 1:41

It would sound better without the "After". Tinge more dramatic

fantasyworld 37

Saturday 13 June 2015 3:11

What's with all these poop FMLs lately?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 13 June 2015 4:16

At least they were coming to fix it. It could have been some other customer instead. And plus, as soon as they fixed it (which I'm sure didn't take long), they could easily flush it. Not a big deal, but they should have put up a sign or something.