Miscellaneous: Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately...

By Wrongtoilet - 12/07/2010 08:28 - Singapore

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2017 14:00

Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML

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By CallmeEddie - 14/11/2013 16:44 - United States - Joliet

Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML

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By penguinsfan - 16/05/2009 14:47 - Canada

Today, I had to pee badly. I went into a stall and sat down. Only until after I'd peed, I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. I waddled to the next stall with my pants down to get more toilet paper, believing that the bathroom was empty. It wasn't. FML

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Shit for brains

By Anonymous - 31/10/2023 15:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML

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You deserved it 653

By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 10:30 - United States - Shreveport

Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 01:29 - United States

Today, for the first time in a week, a customer entered my store. He needed to use the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2015 02:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to use the bathroom really badly in a drug store. After I did a #2, just as I realized the handle on the toilet was broken, a knock came at the door. I tried fixing it for ten minutes, before slipping out the door, to come face to face with two employees coming to fix the toilet. FML

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By pass_the_tp - 13/01/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML

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Sneaky

By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By caught out - 26/04/2014 23:29 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work. I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall. I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I heard someone enter from behind me. FML

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You deserved it 7 422

ArtIsResistance7 1

Monday 12 July 2010 16:10

Gosh people! Always check the roll, before you empty your hole.

DocBastard 38

Monday 12 July 2010 16:08

In Soviet Singapore, toilet paper wipes...nevermind.

Comments

italiangurrl 8

Monday 12 July 2010 15:57

damn that's shitty! no pun intended… well maybe a little lol

love_musik 0

Monday 12 July 2010 15:58

not exactly an fml... but that does suck hahaha

ninja_dino 0

Monday 12 July 2010 15:59

well that sucks

Averizzle 0

Monday 12 July 2010 16:28

That's why you always pack toilet paper when you are traveling to new places!

bluebladez 0

Monday 12 July 2010 16:42

GLORY HOLE!!!!!!

ladies_man217 0

Monday 12 July 2010 16:44

use your socks

marinus_fml 19

Monday 12 July 2010 16:45

#18, I fear that it was a little worse than a pee. or since when do guys need toilet paper for peeing?

marinus_fml 19

Monday 12 July 2010 16:53

nvm comment #29. looks like comment 18 I was referring to disappeared :)

love_musik 0

Monday 12 July 2010 17:05

i took this fml as she had no toilet paper. since they were cubicles that doesn't necessarily mean she was in the mens... right?

BabyDacey 0

Monday 12 July 2010 17:18

awwh that sucks my friend did that once in school, he called me to try & get him out! I felt soo bad ):

itchyballs 0

Monday 12 July 2010 18:48

did you ask her for some tampons too?

7myname7 0

Monday 12 July 2010 19:48

would be more funny if op was a dude 

Thabb 0

Monday 12 July 2010 19:55

Now everyone thinks you're a pedo

kennyFTW3fiddy 0

Monday 12 July 2010 20:18

stupid poor people stupid poor people I have more money than you stupid poor people stupid poor people you can't even aford food

emmanizzer 6

Monday 12 July 2010 20:43

so is the fml about how you went into the wrong bathroom or how you were out of toilet paper? or both?

crimsongetsu 0

Monday 12 July 2010 21:48

lollercoaster!!!!! tha first thing u do in a restroom is check for toilet paper rofl.... ur gunna have to go Chinese

jackdbomber 0

Monday 12 July 2010 23:05

ahaaaaahhgaaahhhhhaaaaaghhhhhhhhaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaa. can't stop laughing.

rawr_forever 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 0:35

roflcopterskates you be a man.

dabomblyktiktikk 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 1:24

okay 60 most definitely wins in the "failure" category for the day. lol. iloveyou 60  

christa953 12

Tuesday 13 July 2010 7:06

Comment moderated. jk lolzzzz

cincin75 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 7:16

I love the lady voice part. 

omgtacos 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 8:06

9 are you retarded? a lady answered so she was in the GIRL'S bathroom... *hint hint*

Unfunktional 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 9:31

9 was referring to the OP 95. You are sofa king we todd did.

Shookitup 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:37

well that sucks! what do you use then? your hand??? eww...

eatinspaghetti 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 4:19

You have the best name

WiNDBlaZeXD 5

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:05

Look at the top right of the fml. It's a dude.

R3kli3 10

Monday 12 July 2010 16:00

I hate when that happens

JocelynKaulitz 28

Saturday 18 January 2014 10:22

Couldn't OP just youse a plastic seat cover?

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Monday 12 July 2010 16:06

BFD

DocBastard 38

Monday 12 July 2010 16:08

In Soviet Singapore, toilet paper wipes...nevermind.

Residence_fml 4

Monday 12 July 2010 17:46

Yeah never mind indeed. Singapore never was part of Soviet Russia so stop the stupid jokes already. OP, that sucks :P but hey, you could've gotten yourself a new friend/girlfriend there if you played it right. This is a funny situation but it sucks because you were so ashamed. FYL

ArtIsResistance7 1

Monday 12 July 2010 16:10

Gosh people! Always check the roll, before you empty your hole.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Monday 12 July 2010 16:35

Meh. Not as important. :{D (I got the creeper moustache going on)

mrsmeowmix 3

Monday 15 September 2014 6:16

just so you know, in your picture, if you didnt actually, x=8

seahorses4eva 4

Monday 12 July 2010 16:11

Was the restroom not labeled specifically for women or for men? Lovely. It's happened to all of us though, bet you'll remember to check next time OP.

happily_married0 0

Monday 12 July 2010 16:16

don't ya hate it when that happens? I always see janitors walking around the mall with their trash cans, yet the bathrooms are never clean. it was the same when I was in high school.

inlove528 0

Monday 12 July 2010 16:21

that's why ladies always keep some exxxtra tissue in their purse! take that tip.

TheOptimist 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 2:16

OP's a definately of male gender.

Rofl_FML 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 5:59

how the **** do we know?

brend5033 4

Friday 15 July 2011 12:58

except guys don't have purses...

letmehavemytea 21

Tuesday 10 July 2012 6:38

Stuff some in your pocket before you go out!! Or...in your wallet? Oh my how do you guys survive without purses? o_o I wouldn't last a day without mine

hsRoseTyler5 14

Thursday 8 November 2012 23:25

My boyfriend carries a small backpack with him everywhere, he has extra toilet paper, bottles of water... Various other things that he may need.. Prior Planning he always says.. It's good advice.