Animals: Today, I had to yet again explain to the guy I live with that...

By Anonymous - 15/02/2013 01:08 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to yet again explain to the guy I live with that just because you can't see dirt, it doesn't mean it's clean. And so letting his dog lick the plates is NOT the same thing as washing up. He won't listen to me, and he uses my plates. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 14:00

Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 21:25

Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML

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Do it yourself, then

By Anonymous - 27/06/2021 20:00

Today, my roommate said that whoever was doing the dishes was doing it wrong. I've been doing the dishes for weeks. So much for being a clean roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2020 17:01

Today, I had to tell my 28-year-old roommate she needs to wash her hands after using the bathroom. She then said she’d try, as long as I try to put my dishes in the dishwasher. Those aren’t even on the same level. FML

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Gross

By seriously_CAT - 21/10/2015 02:26

Today, I had to try to convince my roommate that, yes, you do need to use dish soap when you hand wash dishes because of bacteria in old food. She still won't believe me, insisting that, "There's no such thing as bacteria in food." FML

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By ShouldBeSingleSoon - 26/03/2013 04:15 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my boyfriend, who moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep my place clean enough for him. This, coming from the same man who refuses to wash or clean anything because "that's what women are for." FML

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By msjustine - 06/05/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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Harpy20 24

Friday 15 February 2013 10:31

Kick him out.

skellingtonfart 18

Friday 15 February 2013 10:33

That's disgusting, no-one can be that stupid.

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vbmg152 18

Friday 15 February 2013 20:55

That's just gross!!! I have 4 dogs & I don't let them lick any dishes!! I love them more than anything. I cook for them regularly but, they get paper plates! No matter how much they want to, they don't lick anything I'm going to use again!!!!!!

SweetasCandy0609 28

Friday 15 February 2013 20:59

so lock you're plates in you're room and let him buy his own dang plates because that's disgusting.

thundergodx 11

Friday 15 February 2013 21:42

The saliva in Dogs tongues contain an organic chemical called celanissisis that is like a self sanitizer that kills bad bacteria. Technically if the dog has not eaten for 1 hr and does that it's Actually better then the chemicals you would other wise use as it kills the worse grades of bacteria leaving weaker ones for your own body to counter and thus strengthening your immune system

dodzin 9

Saturday 16 February 2013 4:09

Wanna cite animal parasitilogy too, smart ass moron

Vanillanougat 14

Friday 15 February 2013 22:32

Maybe saying "germs" instead of dirt would have helped him understand.

paprika_pilipili_fml 14

Friday 15 February 2013 22:46

I'm sincerely sorry you're living with such a moron. -__-'

sassy2085 16

Saturday 16 February 2013 0:29

In their defense dogs do lick everything lol. Although I would still soak and wash all my utensils and crockery. Once done throw all their belongings in the street and change locks. Good luck

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 16 February 2013 1:38

The guy you live with? Is this your boyfriend? If not, why are you living with him? I guess maybe he could be a male friend roommate helping pay the rent, but regardless, that's disgusting. I've heard of dog saliva containing something that heals/cleans, but I wouldn't eat after one. Gross...I'd either be kicking him out or making him buy/use his own dishes.