Transportation: Today, I had two minutes to get to the bus stop which usually...

By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 18:59 - Norway

Today, I had two minutes to get to the bus stop which usually takes me eight minutes. I had to catch that bus to be at work at the hospital in time. I was in such a hurry, I didn't have the time to tie my shoe laces. I ran with untied shoe laces. I did end up in the hospital. FML

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By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2024 22:00 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I was late for work so I ran to catch the bus. I made it. Unfortunately, the bus was actually out of service, and I just sprinted to a parked vehicle for no reason. FML

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By Connie - 04/06/2011 06:00 - United States

Today, I almost missed the bus. I grabbed my backpack and ran out the door. It wasn't until after we got to school that I realized I was still in my slippers. FML

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By Jerem88 - 06/08/2024 09:00 - United States - Nassua

Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML

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By Tom - 26/04/2017 18:00

Today, I got the bus to work instead of walking so I could be there faster. However, I accidentally got on the wrong bus which let me off a mile and a half away from my workplace. Then, after another half-hour of trying to walk there, I found that it wasn't even open that day. FML

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By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2016 17:10 - Japan - Koshigaya

Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 05:40 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards the bus. The bus was scheduled to leave at 3:20, and it was 3:19 so I decided to run for it. As the doors were closing, I managed to just slip my hand into the door, so it didn't fully close. The bus driver saw this, looked at my face, and then drove away. FML

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By gudmarjoh - 08/12/2010 23:09 - Iceland

Today, after studying all night for an exam, I ran out to catch the bus. On my way to the bus, my hair got caught in a branch for some minutes. Thinking I'd missed the bus but thankfully didn't, I went on. A few minutes later I remembered that my exam had been postponed for 3 hours today. FML

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By OhNo. - 27/07/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I had a job interview, but I arrived kind of late. I was in so much of a hurry that I hit a woman walking by in the face with the door. I offered to drive her to the hospital. Turns out that she was going to be interviewing me. She didn't offer to reschedule. FML

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XblahhX 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:51

Looks like your schedule is a little tied up.

Someone_somewere 7

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:05

I never even untie my shoes

Comments

flyingpan8 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 4:04

@M13LO learn how to spell doctor you stupid ****.

eviltwin15 1

Wednesday 29 July 2009 4:31

Maybe you should just stick with velcro shoes

M13LO 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 4:46

i know how to spell doctor but I did mispell it. I just didn't think there were going to be any grammer Nazis. Get a life you nerd.

null_fml 11

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:13

You mean "grammar"?

FuzzyWalnuts 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:16

It took me a second to understand but I get it now. FYL

Synedge 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:22

YDI. Who honestly runs with their shoelaces untied expecting to not fall... On the bright side, you got a free ride to the hospital.

MisstressNicole 20

Tuesday 20 December 2016 3:48

An ambulance is not free. that is the most expensive ride ever to take to work.

mayfield 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 5:33

LMAO omg that's hilarious! hope you're feeling better

dance_girl08 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:27

well at least you got to the hospital hunh! lmao! vote please: http://www.fanta.com/browse/contestant?id=046f74a53802b483735c610694d37e527ff201549e2a6253ebe28ea17ae3c504

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 29 July 2009 8:31

This wouldn't be much of an FML without the brilliant wording. Kudos!

null_fml 11

Wednesday 29 July 2009 12:16

I agree with that completely. I like the ones with implied results (such as this one) much more than the ones that use the last sentence to sum up the whole three-line FML.