By YellowKettleBell - 02/04/2014 02:21 - United States - Houston

Today, I have pink eye. Four weeks ago I had scabies. I'm an elementary school teacher, and I'm apparently under attack from biological weapons: my students. FML
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YellowKettleBell 31

Op here....unfortunately, many kids don't come from homes that are clean and hygienic. That's especially true in economically disadvantaged homes, from which most of my kids come. Some I can tell don't bathe or wash their clothes regularly. Yes, this is my first year. Many teachers said they had similar experiences starting out.

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equitationbound 22

Why are parents sending their kids to school with this shit????

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saraitkddh 47

I think you should shower now twice everyday and get all kinds of vaccines

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jddrinker 6

If you teach that common core crap you deserve it.

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jsp16 24

Move the subject of Health to the start of both mornings and afternoons each day, focusing on hygiene.

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INeedAUserNamr 13

This calls for the decontamination slug monster from monsters inc! (I forgot her name)

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Ki11erC 18

Why does this pink eye thing only exist in the states. Even google has no evidence it exists.

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Divia1 9

Conjunctivitis... no? Not ringing any bells?

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damnit1989 16

You should've known this kind of thing would happen when working with that age group.... It happens. I've got illnesses from my clients.

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Jessj958 19

I'm sure OP was fully aware of what could happen, however it still sucks.

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laden_swallow09 34

You didn't know this about children going in?

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honeymoonroyale 20

Same kind of stuff happened when I was working at day care. I caught the flu my second day on the job -.-

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lil_ham1644 29

Yeah my mom teaches preschool & has had a cold off & on for about 3-4 months

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sanecatlady 13

Ugh, kids are little petri dishes of germs. I've never had kids so I worry if they even touch me I'll get really sick like in that Simpsons episode. Lol

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