Health: Today, I have severe back pain that is only relieved by lying...

By Kftc88 - 11/01/2013 08:03 - United States - Pomona

Today, I have severe back pain that is only relieved by lying flat on my bed. I also have acid reflux that is only prevented by sitting straight up. FML

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Today, I'm fit, but so exhausted from work that I hardly managed to even climb the stairs. Yet, as soon as I sit on the couch for longer than half an hour, my butt starts hurting. So I guess it’s either reading a book lying on my stomach, which makes my back hurt, or hanging upside down from the ceiling like a bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2015 18:26 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was suffering from acid reflux. I was told that drinking water laced with baking soda would help. Nope, all it did was create a huge belch that made me vomit all over myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 09:30

Today, I realized just how sedentary both my work and home lives are after I went to the doctor with a rash on my butt and he diagnosed it as bedsores from near constant sitting. FML

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By TooYoungForThis - 30/06/2013 04:36 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML

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By are you fucking kidding - 24/10/2022 06:00 - Australia

Today, I got back from a holiday. I've been suffering from debilitating muscle spasms in my back for over a year, causing migraines and immobility. After all the physical therapy, drugs, and tests, it seems it was caused simply by my mattress. A week of sleeping in the hotel bed completely alleviated it. FML

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By lmastr64 - 08/10/2010 10:31 - France

Today, I'm sitting in agonizing pain following a scoliosis surgery. I have a bunch of painkillers that I need to suppress the incredible back pain, but looks like I can't take any, because my mom has hidden them from me because she thinks I need to be taken off them. I wish my doctor was here. FML

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BlowinChronic 18

Friday 11 January 2013 16:11

Sit up at an angle to partially relieve both! It's bound to work!

rvnclwprfct731 13

Friday 11 January 2013 16:10

Don't they make medicine for stuff like that?

Comments

Moody_Trudy 1

Sunday 13 January 2013 2:15

I get pretty terrible acid reflux too sometimes. I feel your pain OP, get well soon.

janettelove9 1

Sunday 13 January 2013 2:40

i always have the same problem!

chubbles 9

Sunday 13 January 2013 11:18

Defo gall stones and a hiatus hernia I'd say

Zacham 5

Sunday 13 January 2013 18:26

actually laying in your left side prevents acid from shooting up. "life long sufferer of GERD"

trulymickeyj 13

Monday 14 January 2013 3:37

Omg I feel so bad for you. Call the doctor, I hope you get better!!

thestig 4

Monday 14 January 2013 7:19

You might want to try acupuncture, OP.

sxdryv 14

Monday 14 January 2013 11:47

Ask your doctor about "Rabeprazole - I swear by it! Kills acid reflux. http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabeprazole

gman90210 18

Friday 18 January 2013 3:32

Ya that really sucks I know how it feels with the back pain the pain meds only help a little but that's better then none. But I am not as bad off as you are. I feel for ya good luck