By TooYoungForThis - 30/06/2013 04:36 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
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freesitter 14

Damn, that blows.

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freesitter 14

Damn, that blows.

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Grauncho 27

So does your response.

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Martinez0285 28

careful... they might direct them... achh you :)

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freesitter 14

#11_ You shouldn't blow too hard, the stick up your ass might puncture something.

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Wizardo 33

Sounds like that sneeze was double edged, the recoil really got you, it looks like you got whiplash unfortunately...

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Pesticides 19

seriously, I wonder how your nose would feel with that kind of kick?

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J08J 20

Wow, you must have some sort of Supersneeze.

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ShyAnn29 14

When I sneeze, I always sneeze 3 times in a row, sometimes 4, and it hurts! I can see how OP could throw their back out, I hope you're ok OP!

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BrotherPhil 35

Not really - if you have a bad back, it tends to be sensitive to violent movement. When I sneeze, it feels like someone's stch a knife in my back. FYL, OP - hope that sneeze clears up soon.

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MKProcks 13

Now I can tell this story to the person who is sneezing without covering mouth in front of me. Atleast he will be careful while sneezing.

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Wizardo 33

Sounds like a lot of people were talking about you or you sneezed and stepped on a crack :O the old superstitions aren't infamous for nothing you know.

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Enslaved 36

Interesting: I never heard of that one. I've always heard it as, if someone is talking about you, your ears will ring-- not cause you to sneeze. :P

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CharresBarkrey 15

I thought it was your ears will burn?

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DerrickJames 33

The Japanese believe you will sneeze.

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chocofudges94 8

The first image that popped into my head when reading this was the sneezing panda. A battle between gushy cuteness and remorse for the OP now rages inside me.

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CTMPandemonium 16

And now I can't get that video out of my head thank you! Lol ;P

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triplebeerox 27

Good thing you sneezed! I was listening to the news and there was a man who held in a sneeze, broke a rib and almost punctured a lung. Sneezes travel at around 100 mph so better out than in though I'm sorry you threw out your back.

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jw90 18

I don't know how one can sneeze so hard they hurt themselves, but then again I've sneezed so hard I've given myself a bloody nose. So guess it's possible. Sorry to hear that OP.

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