Animals: Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen...

By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By gimmeasalad - 21/04/2012 06:01 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

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Blending Nemo

By hhaghigh - 14/03/2020 00:08 - United States

Today, I was draining the water from my fishbowl out into the kitchen sink. The fish was still in it and decided to go with the flow, literally, right into the garburator. I was too scared to stick my hand down there to save it; instead I panicked and turned the garburator on. FML

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By fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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By bels12 - 05/01/2010 05:15 - Australia

Today, I bought a new Siamese Fighting Fish. I was so happy with my new fish so I bought him an expensive lovely bowl, some weeds, and a toy for the bowl. I left the room to get the fish food. When I returned, the fish was gone, and the cat was sitting on the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:52 - United States

Today, I spent almost two hours cleaning my fish tank, only to find out that my cat had secretly eaten all of my fish while I was cleaning the tank. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 11:29 - Australia

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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Not woke

By Anonymous - 15/08/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my phone alarm blaring at full volume. I grabbed it to hit snooze, but in my half-asleep state, I accidentally threw it across the room. It hit the wall, bounced off, and landed in my fish tank. My fish is fine. My phone is not. FML

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By Bubba - 23/09/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML

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Rescue cat

By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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Little devil

By Girlie - 07/05/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I decided to treat myself to a relaxing bubble bath. Mid-soak, I heard a loud crash and realized my cat had knocked over a shelf, sending shampoo bottles and bath salts tumbling into the water. Now I'm stuck cleaning up a soapy mess instead of enjoying my spa time. FML

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Friday 4 December 2009 2:33

Why didn't you put in the stopper or put the fish in a cup?

Youwantwhatnow 0

Friday 4 December 2009 2:45

I'm sure your cat was pissed you threw away a perfectly good meal.

Comments

redshortsx 0

Friday 4 December 2009 3:43

soo? beta fish cost like two dollars

Thecommish 0

Friday 4 December 2009 3:45

Bet you felt like a dope. Kitty was doing what kitty's do.

BeeSkwaird 0

Friday 4 December 2009 15:27

*kitties

loto_fml 3

Friday 4 December 2009 3:46

YDI for having a pet your cat most likely want to it. It's the fish or the cat.

mcbootybutts 11

Saturday 4 August 2012 10:04

I have both a fish and cat, and both have managed to stay alive for 8 months together...

olillia 16

Tuesday 15 September 2015 5:57

I have fish, a cat, and a dog and all of them are fine. It's all about ownership. If you don't want an animal doing dumbass things, don't raise it like a dumbass.

Stingyring 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:02

YDI for using "its" incorrectly.

redshortsx 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:06

o my god stop with the ******* grammer comments nobody gives a shit

BeeSkwaird 0

Friday 4 December 2009 15:35

What the **** is "grammer"??

Dubstep_fml 1

Friday 4 December 2009 4:06

at least the garbage disposal wasnt on. poor fish.

jaxx_mcfly 0

Friday 4 December 2009 4:17

people take things so easily now a days. ive never changed water in a fish bowl cause i was little when i had a fish. no big deal if you havent. anyways.....its a shame sassy didnt eat that fish mayne. it creeps me out anyways knowing it eats its own kind. haha. see you soon

zuli_fml 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 10:57

...eat? No, they don't eat their own kind. They are highly aggressive to others of their own species and will fight over both territory and mating rights. Outside of breeding seasons, the males and females will also fight.