By badmom - 10/06/2009 18:09 - Canada

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Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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GIRAFFES 0

Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B

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amyzerz 0

What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.

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DrAwesome 6

#33, if the kids were 17 and 18, I don't think this would have been much of an FML...

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thelarkscaw 0

have you ever tried turning off the tv, sitting down with your children... and hitting them?

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awdorable 0

#134- You took the words right outta my mouth.. Even though I never had a child(I'm 13, for God's sake), don't use violence OP- I'm sorry, I find this mildly hilarious. I'm 13, and I swear like that, but never at home. Tell your kids that if they wanna swear do it at school. Blame it on the TV, Blame it on the pu-public school system, b-blame it on the pu-public school system. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

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LizzysOwner 17

You're definitely a great role model, huh? Oh, no, I'm sure they picked up "jacking off" and "****" on the playground...

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zach2556 0

Damn man, I didn't know what a **** was untill I was 13, I never even heard the word untill I started listening to Eminem haha.

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crvenazvezda 0

#3 your 100% right!!!! wtf is up with that!?!?!? parent fail!!

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wowfmlife 0

oh god, i dont want to meet these kids as teenagers

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HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

im calling bs.....or ydi they dont just think of these words...bad parenting for not knowing what your kids are learning

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OMGQueenB 0

#188, seriously, wtf. And by the way, I learnt swear words (shit etc.) when I was about 12. I heard kids call other kids "knobs" at about age 13, but had no idea what it meant until I was about 15. I never once heard my parents swear until I was at least 16, so the words I learnt had nothing to do with my parents. That said, I still rarely swear. My parents never told me what I was and wasn't allowed to say, I judged for myself that those things weren't nice to say. It's got nothing to do with parenting.

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