By badmom - 10/06/2009 18:09 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
I agree, your life sucks 134 981
You deserved it 80 645

Same thing different taste

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GIRAFFES 0

Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B

What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.

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thisisnotmyname 0

Love the way everyone is blaming your parenting, as though they know what goes on in your home. Judging fail.

jasuvak 0

and the best parent award goes to.. the dumbass who let her little ***** speak like sailors. congrats, really (:

wow 7 and 8? have fun with them when they get older.

jdkfgkjdfb 0

#1: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PUBLIC SCHOOL. It's how they're being raised. (: OP: I hope you punished them severely. They're going to be sailors or rappers when they grow up.

@#281, she probably heard it when the father and the wife were going at it, I can see it now: Father: " Ohhhh yes Julie " Mother: " PATRICK! OHHH RUB MY C*NT. HARDER HARDER " Yes indeed.

Your a terrible parent. This isn't an FML its a FM parenting

paks7 0

parenting fail most definitely your fault i dont care if they learned it from you or not, its your responsibility to teach them that that is wrong i only got my mouth washed out with soap once because i KNEW what was appropriate to say in my house and what i should keep for my friends also there's nothing wrong with spanking as long as thats all that there is im only 19 and im definitely not caught up in all this politically correct shit that says spanking is child abuse...a good spanking or two will definitely teach you a lesson but these days do that...and somebody calls you in...

yungmoolahbaby 0

My first word was "****," and I said the phrases "son of a bitch," "assholes," and "niggers" more than anything else in my vocabulary before I hit the age of 5. My grandma's vocabulary was awful.

wow...I would never say anything like that

HOLY CRAP. That made my day. Was he actually jacking off though? :P