Animals: Tasty snack

Tasty snack

By spiderinmylips - 24/06/2009 20:19 - United States

Today, I was laying out in my backyard trying to get some color when I felt a little tickle on my lips. I rubbed them together to satisfy the itch, when I felt a sort of crunchiness popping between them. I had crushed a spider between my lips and its legs were still moving. FML

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By somuchforthat - 19/02/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

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By spiderwoman - 04/11/2012 17:12 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, while walking home, I really had to pee, so I decided to do my business in some high grass just off the street. When I got home, I felt an itch between my butt cheeks. I went to the bathroom to check it out, and a dead, apparently crushed spider fell out of my underwear. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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Happy meal

By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By Rissa Warrington - 09/03/2012 08:30 - Canada

Today, I was walking to the bus in my favorite jeans, and I felt a uncontrollable itch in my leg. I scratched and it went away, but then I felt something moving on my leg. I hadn't worn my jeans in so long that a spider had decided to make it a nest. FML

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By all5fingers - 08/09/2011 05:23 - Canada

Today, I was playing my guitar and felt something like an itch under my foot, so I attempted to scratch it by rubbing against the floor. The big cockroach made a very distinct "crunch". FML

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By scarred4life - 27/04/2011 14:05 - Canada

Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 15:23 - United States - Tracy

Today, it took a whole half hour of scratching my head before I realized with horror that the weird tickling sensation I'd been feeling was actually a spider crawling around in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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ddldave 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:35

Wow, I wouln't even know what I would do if that happened to me. I would be scared shitless and freak out until I faint.

snowsurfskate303 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 4:34

why the **** are u on this site then?

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spacey 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:34

I'm ******* sick of these spider FMLs.

foreverisabelx3 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 2:03

I agree.

sadistmonkey 19

Thursday 25 June 2009 4:32

I'm ******* sick of FMLs! People should stop submitting them!

snowsurfskate303 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 4:34

why the **** are u on this site then?

sadistmonkey 19

Thursday 25 June 2009 4:35

sarcasm.

xxrawr_betchxx 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 5:59

haha i agreeeee. && OP; ew, that suuckss haha. i hate spiders :

Logica42 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 15:23

Spiders= eek. Squishy/ed bugs/arachnids= ick. Anything icky going near your mouth/ear/eyes/etcetera= /violent shudder of disgust and vague horror Squished spider near one of one's openings (especially ON THEIR LIPS)= omfg, ewewewew, aihiahgegihaepa, /violent shudder. There. Enjoy. Just because you don't have a problem with spiders doesn't mean nobody else does. You might as well just say "I'm sick of FMLs that are only momentarily blegh-ish" or some such ... but I seem to recall the site itself saying "little moments that ruin your day" somewhere. So. Yeah. Maybe it didn't ruin their entire life, but it usually DOES ruin their day in some way, shape or form. Anyway, to the OP, eurgh. Legs. Still moving. /gags

Generalx3 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 10:17

Omfg. I have the biggest phobia of bugs and spiders ever. I seriously would've started crying if I were you.

myah1109 11

Saturday 27 August 2011 5:45

Tldr

ddldave 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:35

Wow, I wouln't even know what I would do if that happened to me. I would be scared shitless and freak out until I faint.

forallitsworth 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 4:54

That's just soooooooo disgusting. FYL. But I think the majority of the population would just brush it off with their hand?

babaa_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 5:28

she couldnt brush it off with her hand cuz it was in her mouth...

TheAmazing_fml 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 8:03

MY ROOM IS GETTING ATTACKED BY SPIDERS. :*( BUT THTS JUST EWWWIE FYL!!!!!!

stephanietong 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:39

Oh that's gross :/ I would scream if that happened to me. Just the other night, I was on FML and a spider walked across my face. D: Nasty nasty

Jmido 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:40

the average person eats 9 spiders during their life while they sleep, at least you were aware of it.

shiroun 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:49

If this is true that doesnt really bother me, though i am curiosu to see this statistic.

RPGod 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:50

That's a myth

Shirschfield 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 1:41

ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwww get a exterminator

DareToDream7 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 6:22

You're an idiot. You want her to hire an exterminator to get rid of all the spiders OUTSIDE? Dipshit. It's like me telling a hunter to kill all the birds in the world. Its impossible. Think before you speak next time, it just makes you sound stupid.