Intimacy: Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom...

By badmom - 10/06/2009 18:09 - Canada

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

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Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

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Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML

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By dad - 03/03/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:41 - United Kingdom - Oundle

Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:03

Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B

amyzerz 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:05

What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.

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happyFISH_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:24

lmao. kids are wierd...

Duber 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:45

Oh... wow. Pretty strong language for an eight year old.

sillymusical14 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:53

That is really scary. and for those of you who think its cute, it's not. it's vulgar, gross, and idiotic. The kids need to learn not to say that kind of stuff, especially at such a young age. They need to be watched better, and be careful who they hang with. Its so sad the way they act. :(

staceybby 0

Friday 12 June 2009 0:54

Holy crap :O

may_cause_fail 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:01

When they're that young, it's totally your fault. Kids pretty much absorb everything they say and do from their parents until they're teens. So total YDI on that one. You fail at parenting. :) I don't even swear like that, and I'm 18.

panicatthekhk 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:15

PADDLE THEIR BUTTS, WASH THEIR MOUTHS OUT, TAKE THEM TO CHURCH, SEND THEM TO PRIVATE SCHOOL

eastbaydad 0

Friday 12 June 2009 1:27

I am sure there are plenty of welfare mom's in your homeless shelter who have kids just as ****** as yours. Keep your chin up and make sure you always have your pimp's money.