By badmom - 10/06/2009 18:09 - Canada

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Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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GIRAFFES 0

Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B

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amyzerz 0

What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.

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woolfy21 0

wow thats so funny but at the smae time sad

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Baby_Baby_BABY 0

It might be time to move your Derek & Clive records to the top shelf out of reach ;) ps **** **** **** **** ****

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alyse0_fml 0

wow.. they sound like they came right out of that show South Park (favorite show eva!) Maybe Trey and Matt could higher them to do some of the voices he he

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TheStatue 5

This is hilarious. At these ages, they don't know what they're saying. That's part of why it's funny. I'm sure that the parents told them not to use these words. Lighten up, everyone.

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musicninja 0

I don't see the huge deal here. They're just words! Words which these children will learn eventually. The only real reason the words shouldn't be said is that tight wad sheeple would be offended by them.

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ridiculous502 0

Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS AWFUL!! I know kids learn a lot of bad language at a young age these days but 7 and 8!?

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caligrrrl 0

I laughed so hard at this! That's so funny. Just imagine when they get older! hahaha.

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jr5480 0

**** YEAH!!!! Dude get two bathrooms so that stupid **** and that meat beater can get along that would be the right think to do.

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Illumi113 0

Holy crap! Where the hell did 7 and 8-year-old kids learn that type of language?! Do you just let them watch whatever filthy channel they want on TV, including the **** and R-rated movies you leave on when you pass out on the couch drunk? Or maybe they learned it from the things all the random men you pick up off the streets and at bars when you take them home with you and have drunk sex with them on the couch while they watch? Or maybe they learned it at school from their punk-ass friends and the gang-banger eighth graders, with whom you allow your kids to associate because you're too busy shooting up? Or maybe it's from the arguments you have with your husband, whom everyday comes home drunk and dirty, signaling the start of your obscenity-shouting contest? I don't care how far away from you the source of your children's language is, it's there because you neglected to keep them away from such filth. You're a terrible parent. I hope you're proud of yourself, because they're the product of all of the care and nurture you have to offer, which must be a pittance, judging by the sound of them. I hope you're proud of yourself, you inept, incompetent, negligent excuse for a parent. Teach your kids some manners. Maybe, if you REALLY try hard, you can minimize what they learn from the example you've set so far.

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