Intimacy: Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom...

By badmom - 10/06/2009 18:09 - Canada

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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By It was the 11 year old - 21/07/2012 08:00 - United States - Austin

Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

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By KayyElOh94 - 17/10/2014 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML

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By seriouslywtf - 28/04/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my daughter walked in on me taking a shower. She said, "Hey, yours is the same size as Dylan's!" My daughter has seen Dylan's penis, which apparently is the same size as mine. My daughter and Dylan are 7. FML

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By PPP - 28/04/2015 15:05 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML

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By dad - 03/03/2009 22:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year-old daughter texted me from her room, "Stop." FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2015 20:41 - United Kingdom - Oundle

Today, in the middle of the supermarket, my 7 year old son asked me what a cocksucker is and why his mum always calls me that. FML

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Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:03

Wow. I blame public schools? Harrr. :B

amyzerz 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 23:05

What sort of vulgar environment are you raising your kids in? Or is it simply the way our schooling system has come to nowadays... FYL & YDI.

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madeingeorgia 0

Wednesday 30 March 2011 10:29

you need parenting classes!

vinniejimm30 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 14:37

nice

fruitloop1221 1

Friday 1 April 2011 23:18

kids learn these things from their parents.

lemonhead2000 2

Sunday 10 April 2011 6:27

I blame the parent....

Fuutballer 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 8:30

Well, they sure didn't learn that from the disney channel... Maybe censor yourself around your kids?

steelerzwoot 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 1:47

Be a better parent dummy ;)

wafflesgirl24 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:30

hot damn.... this is why I thank god I am cyber schooled! so I don't sound getto (: sorry about your kids cussing :(

freshtyler 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 16:22

hahahahahah funniest thing I've read

brightlightsbloo_fml 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 16:50

I just think it's funny how you cencor ******* but leave **** out in the open.

ldssoccer15 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 9:16

Your fault for being shitty parents!

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